Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.

But you tear your muscles/ligaments/hamstrings/whatever whenever you do the splits.

I wish insects didn`t exist.

[White-Black Joker Hat]

|| My doorknob owns You. ||

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! But then no plants get pollinated so we all starve and die.

I wish I had spoons instead of hands.  

[soumakisa]

granted. and without fingers, you couldn't write or type... so you died of frustration...

I wish someone would cook me a delicious meal... <3  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.

But then you die of food poisoning.

I wish I had some jelly.

[White-Black Joker Hat]

|| My doorknob owns You. ||

 

[Leillie]

Granted, but it's inside a huge lollipop that takes a million licks to penetrate.

I wish I had a huge chupa-chup.  

[soumakisa]

granted. you have a huge chupa chup... but it comes in vomit flavour.. gonk

I wish Wentworth Miller and I love each other and live happily forever... xd  

[Leillie]

Granted smile But it's a different guy, with the same name. razz

I wish my stupid paper would finish itself.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Your paper becomes full of bad words and slangs. >.<

I wish I could have the whole Parasuco collection.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! It gets delivered to your house but a mysterious fire starts and all of it is burned to ashes. cool

I wish to become a renowned breakdancer.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. And you break your neck. And you become paralysed for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be more sexy. >.<  

[soumakisa]

granted. you get a big sexy mole above ur lips... and you hated it.

i wish singapore wasnt so strict about music copyright... 10 users got caught dling mp3s and were fine 10k or sent to jail... DX 20 were recently just warned... >.>  

[Tokioka]

Ooooh, you'd better be careful souma-chan. 3nodding

Granted! Instead of going to jail the thieves have one of their hands chopped off. Just like in the Arab countries. o:

I wish for super rapping skillz!  

[Xiao_Jun]

granted , u got too super rappin skill that u lost ur voice.......... rolleyes i wish i had a plane rofl  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ Granted but you don't have a pilote to drive it properly and securely.

I wish for straighter hair.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! Your hair becomes so straight that it gets stuck like that, rock solid. Now it can't be styled or anything. o:

I wish for my nails to stop growing, so annoying having to clip them all the time. mad