Which Avi. Would Win in a Fight?

[Topaz4293]

Zylo summons her forest friends and they pin down Rad...the Grunny puts him in a headlock and chokes him.  

[Bass Beatdown]

Topaz. Zylo has a grunny to the head.  

[GrowingDandelion]

Topaz swings at Tree's head with her microphone. Tree dodges and chooses a . . . bidoof? The humiliation is too much for him infront of the audience! During his despair, Topaz manages to bash Tree's skull in with the microphone.

Topaz wins.  

[Ta-kun the pyro]

Tree, he throws out wobbufet and counters for game  

[problematic briefcase]

Oh are we doing stories again? :D

Dandelion was no match for the fire of Ta-kun. He smiled as he listened to her anguished screams.

It was an odd battle. Like brining a knife to a doomsday-device fight.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

The Ox-Demon thing kills them both.  

[SylFariun]

Harusame sent forth Metroid!
Harupiggy sent out Devil ox dragon thing!

Metroid fled leaving Harusame wide open!

Harupiggy wins!  

[J of The Wind]

Mizu's Metroid devours Syl and then the chicken. To Metroid, they both taste the same!  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Crowbar > no crowbar

J wins.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

The Awkwardest Turtle

Crowbar > no crowbar

J wins.

 

[problematic briefcase]

Engineer wins. Mizu and Turtle die horrible accidents.

Ugh, if I knew more about TF2, I would have made references.  

[Rad Electropow]

"Son! I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face!"  

[GrowingDandelion]

Rad.  

[Harusame Mizukishi]

Rad makes shashimi out of Dandelion with his giant knife  

[Rad Electropow]

You're all about to have a real bad day.