Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[sillymoomoo0]

granted but then your whole nail falls off and when your cooking you chop the end of your finger off
i wish i could dance fly like an angel  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Lucifer is so jealous of your flying capacity that he burns your wings.

I wish for a perfect guy to ask me out tomorrow!  

[sillymoomoo0]

^granted, he asks you out but you find out that he only has the ideal body and he has the mind of a ferret!
I wish that i could cook the best food that i could ever imagine!  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ granted. Then someone kidnap you in order to force you to cook for him!

I wish I could have a digital camera as a Christmas gift.  

[soumakisa]

^ granted. u had the digital camera but no memory card/stick to stall photographs. x3 and so u are not able to use it..

i wish i was perfect in every good way!

 

[Leillie]

Granted, but you're so perfect that everyone falls inlove with you. They get jealous of each other and all hell breaks loose.

I wish for more dreams, not nightmares.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ Granted. U have lots of dreams tonight and tomorrow, you become really tired.

I wish I could be as pretty as my crush's ex. xd  

[Leillie]

Granted. ^^ You are just as pretty as your boyfriend's ex. But, he doesn't like you.

I wish to have a pet fish that doesn't die easily, doesn't eat too much, is energetic, and blue.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ granted. You get a rubber pet fish.

I wish for my cutie teammate loves me. >.<  

[xiiao-ai]

sing your deepest secrets ..

Granted.
But then he becomes too shy to ask you out and so the girl next door asks him out instead.
And he accepts.
And then you're lonely for the rest of your life.
>D

I wish there was something good to watch on TV.
><;

to the point where you can't hear yourself ..

 

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ granted but your tv cable company accidently cut your cable right on a crucial scene.

I wish my cuty classmate to break up his gf!  

[soumakisa]

granted... your cuty classmate breaks up with his gf but he still thinks of her every day, night, min and second.. exclaim

I wish I can find my long lost friend.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. She now became a really bad drug dealer.

I wish I could findmy long lost friend too! (Her name is Josephine, live at Toronto right now.)  

[Leillie]

Granted! But she doesn't remember you...o.0;

I wish I wasn't in danger of failing two major classes... gonk  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted... but you fail the rest. >.<

I wish I could be the President of the U.S. Muhahah~!