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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:23 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Neko: So? It has the same effect the baby oil was for and more. Quit being difficult D= ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:28 pm
<<; Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine....
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:32 am
Cosmo 55. Knead your fingertips into my backside as you give me oral. 56. When we're both home just chilling out, go in the other room and call my cell. Get me all hot and bothered with dirty talk... then appear in the doorway and finish our phone-sex session in real time. 57. Spread baby oil all over your breasts before we get busy. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze! .....55. Nope... I think it's useless... =/ 56. It's cool, but isn't work with me... 57. I don't think so, it's too... ew... ..... It means no worries for the rest of your days! It's our problem-free philosophy! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:55 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... xP Fine then. *posts next three* Cosmo 58. Have your guy place his p***s outside your V-zone. Slide it up and down several times so he experiences how wet you are without being inside you. 59. One night, tell him in explicit detail about the sexiest move he's ever made and how fired up it got you. 60. After a shower, get him to take you from behind while you're leaning over the bathroom sink and looking into the fogged up mirror. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:17 pm
I'm with the guys on the baby oil thing... Ew.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:49 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Hey, I don't make these up I'm just writing what I see in Cosmo whether I think they'd be good or not! xP Just saying.. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:14 pm
s4mgir1v3rsi0n I called her on the phone and she touched herself... xP Fine then. *posts next three* Cosmo 58. Have your guy place his p***s outside your V-zone. Slide it up and down several times so he experiences how wet you are without being inside you. 59. One night, tell him in explicit detail about the sexiest move he's ever made and how fired up it got you. 60. After a shower, get him to take you from behind while you're leaning over the bathroom sink and looking into the fogged up mirror. ...I laughed myself to sleep. I would stand in line for this
That last one sounds kinda hawt actually. . . The other two I could probably live without. . . I`m curious now. . .
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:33 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... xD Curious about what? ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:19 am
Cosmo 58. Have your guy place his p***s outside your V-zone. Slide it up and down several times so he experiences how wet you are without being inside you. 59. One night, tell him in explicit detail about the sexiest move he's ever made and how fired up it got you. 60. After a shower, get him to take you from behind while you're leaning over the bathroom sink and looking into the fogged up mirror. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze! ..... 58. Happens almost all the times I have sex, it helps a little to turn on my gf... 59. I don't see the need of doing that... 60. OMFGWTF!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! twisted
..... It means no worries for the rest of your days! It's our problem-free philosophy! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:30 am
I would stand in line for this
About backward-overthesink sex, of course. What were you thinking Sammy?
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:49 am
wow how come this topic comes up so much in my life. . . . . anyway i am still a virgin, i guess i still haven t found the right guy yet (i am a girl) mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:13 pm
SasukeAngle29 wow how come this topic comes up so much in my life. . . . . anyway i am still a virgin, i guess i still haven t found the right guy yet (i am a girl) mrgreen I'm with you there. I'm "saving" myself, if you will.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:26 pm
Virgin? yeah i am Sex Is sex that much of a big deal? to be honest i think its over raited
STD's/Pregnat. Ever had one? im a guy so i havnt had one , but i am for the abortion movement
Condoms/Birth control What flavor do you like? Men, do you use them? And women do you sue birth control? id use em when i am gonna have sex , i dont want to be a dad right know
Sex positions Which ones do you enjoy? 69, Doggies style, etc. And how do you perfer you sex? a**l, oral, regular sex? i dont really care to be honest , well misionary i supose
Toys Use them? no thanks
Turn on's curvey bodys , from 0) to 0--- in seconds he he
Kinkeh things Like uhh bondage? no thanks it doesnt look right
Sexual perferences Your sexuality? women all the way since im strate
Herm. Err, hermaphrodites? I can't spell it, but basicly a person who has boobs, p***s, and a v****a. How do you feel about them? erm thats a turn of like a smelly virgina , but for boys who have stanky scrotums you could say "hey thats one smelly virgina ,snniff my stanky scrotem" but seriously turn OF
Sex myths Like, there is a cure for AID's. Or, a herm can reproduce a-sexually.? Every heard any crazy things? thats bullpoo Masterbation Yeah, don't deny it. Most of us have done it. i still do shake the snake Pubic hair Do you shave? Would you perfer your partner to shave? I do. but i like a cleen shaven but if i was asked to shave i would.
Worse thing What is some of the worst things you could say during sex? I'd have to say, moaning your Ex's name, or saying " Oh by the way, I have AID's " or some kind of uncurable STD. lawl i cpied that because its true
Race Do you have a certain race you'll only have sex with. If you do, then that's just STUPID. i have a preferable race , latino , but it doesnt meen that its the only race... i mean i like ,white , black , some indians , asians (chinease + japanese) so it really doesnt matter.
Animals Um, I guess this would go in the sexual perferences if your a pansexual. . but . . would you do a goat? HELL NO!!!
Crazy deaths @.@ Have you heard of crazy deaths during sex. Like, this one overweight guy was screwing a girl, and . . he crushed her. And another guy wanted to have buttsex with a horse, and well, the horses p***s went so far up there, the sperm some how made it to the guys brain. I kinda found that funny. What are you doing have buttsex with a horse anyways? I mean really. lawl copied that too , its to true
Abortions You opinon. i said it already i am for the abortion movement.
Sexual abused? no i havnt
LOL PORN How could I forget something like this. Okay, since we all have the internet, and the internet CLEARLY is for porn. So dont' go saying you've never looked it up/or even seen it before. Ahh, I remeber thrid grade. . I spend the night at my friends house. . and my first time seeing porn. . first time masterbateing. . good times, good times. My friend taught me everything. . ;3 LAWL copied!!!
Lube Ever used it? no thanks im still a virgin
Places to have sex Where have you done it? dont know
++Anything passed this line is NEW sex questions for you to answer! ;3++
Size. im 14 by the way ive just measured my erection , its 6 and a half inches , girls is that good? pm me
Three way! Have you done it? Or have you done it with more people. =O well might aswell really something new to try
Wet dreams Had them? ; no i havnt
Cybering Do it? HAVE you done it? I've done it for a laugh
Phone sex Do it? HAVE you done it? Nope.
One night stands Do that? probally if i was that drunk , yes i drink and im 14 so wat who bloordy cares.
Dirty danceing Heh, no i dont
Sexing the famous Would you do a famous women , furk yeah i would furrk that bbirtch in an instant!
So, lets talk about sex. 8D
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:54 am
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... x__x Cosmo 61. As you drive home from a night out, place your man's hand between your legs and allow him to play with you all the way home. The more you converse and behave as if nothing is going on the more exciting it is for him. ((Note from Sam: this may not be the safest idea ever. Distracted driving FTL)) 62. Let me climax on your body. I know you think its nasty, but you can't imagine how much I get off on it. 63. One night, while we were out to dinner with her parents, my girl slid her camera between her legs , took a photo and texted it to me. When I checked my cell before dessert I almost blew a gasket. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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