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 Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:12 am
bump 459.
bought some raffle tickets.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:12 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:15 am
Nudge four hundred and nine
9. No matter how attractive the captured heroine is or how seductively she bats her eyes, she really does not want to sleep with you. Do not unlock the cell door. heart
Bye bye, I hope you have a good day!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:17 am
Nudge four hundred and ten
10. If the hero gives you a chance to surrender or flee, take it. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:20 am
Nudge four hundred and eleven
11. If you surrender to the Hero, don't try to stab him when his back is turned; the Sidekick will get you first. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:21 am
Nudge four hundred and twelve
12. If the seemingly helpless person you have just cornered is confident and unafraid despite being outnumbered and surrounded, you have encountered a Hero in disguise. Run while you still can. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:25 am
Nudge four hundred and thirteen
13. If the Hero you are sent after dresses entirely in black, he is even more dangerous than the Evil Overlord suspects; double all requisitions for men and firepower. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:27 am
Nudge four hundred and four
14. Practice your "accidental" sword/gun dropping technique. It's the only thing that can save you when the Hero is winning. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:29 am
Nudge four hundred and five
15. When you have someone at gunpoint and that person says "you haven't got the guts to kill me," disprove his/her hypothesis. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:31 am
Nudge four hundred and six
16. The Evil Overlord will not risk his life to save yours. Why risk yours for his? heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:34 am
Nudge four hundred and seven
17. If the Hero is using you as a human shield and the Evil Overlord asks you if the Doomsday Weapon is prepared, say "no." heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:37 am
Nudge four hundred and eight
18. If the Evil Overlord orders you to kill some prisoners and then departs for business elsewhere, leave as quickly as possible; there is about to be a successful rescue attempt. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:39 am
Nudge four hundred and nine
19. Never allow yourself to be turned into a vicious, ravening beast to defeat the Hero. It never works, and you girlfriend will not understand. She will dump you for one of the Good Guys. heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:42 am
Nudge four hundred and ten
20. Never hold hostages at point-blank range. Anyone quick enough to even back into the role of Hero can punch you out faster than you can pull the trigger.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:43 am
Nudge four hundred and eleven
21. When disposing of bodies, dump them in the Evil Overlord's territory, and not in neighboring lands presently outside of his control.
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