OLD Caption Contests

[XINVADER]

Dammit... gonk  

[Canas Renvall]

I'm so sorry! I totally forgot about this when I went down to South Carolina!! sweatdrop

3rd place!

Muffia_Smith

Rebecca Chambers is going to try a new method for killing zombies...sumo wrestling.

2nd place!

XINVADER

The new TV appeal...

Announcer: Zombie-ism affects 3 out of 4 people working for Umbrella. There lives are filled with bloodshed and horror... but you can help change all that. By just giving $5 a week we can effectively build training camps and mansions to house these walking undead, this will also provide genetically modified monsters to keep them company, and be fed by local forces who will unwittingly stumble upon them.

So please give from your soul to those who don't have one. Thankyou.

And the winner!

RoninFox

As they had planned, the three zombies distracted Rebecca so that their leader could stick a "KICK ME!" sign on her back.

Good job, Ronin! biggrin  

[RoninFox]

Yay! whee Okay, here's a new picture:

 

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Brad: Wow Jill, you wore me out...
*Still living civilian listens through the door*
Jill: What do you expect? We had quite a wild ride ya know...
Brad: Alright, well, how about helping me up? I feel like my groin has been split in half...
Jill: *Helps him, some grunting occurs*
Brad: Easy! I don't want to use the boys too soon!
*The civiian gets all red faced and wanders off. Jill and Brad exit*
Brad: We've had to run from so many monsters, its insane Jill!
Jill: yeah, but you gotta wonder what sick things people do in crisis' like these.  

[Canas Renvall]

Jill: Have you been a bad boy? You know what I do to bad boys...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Jill: Brad, hang in there... Why isn't someone doing something... Hey, Brad! I'm up here!  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Jill: I told you I'd ******** shoot you if you didn't quit staring at my tits. But did you believe me? Noooo, you just kept on staring and making moves on me...
Brad: Jesus, just shoot me again!  

[NotteRequiem]

Jill: does this skirt make my butt look big?
Brad: eek  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Jill: You know Brad, I had problems with stains like that all over my outfit, BUT THEN I GOT OXYCLEAN!!! rofl rofl rofl  

[REaceofclubs]

Jill- That's what you get for leaving me in that damn forest with those dogs!a*****e!  

[bbaIla]

Brad- Jill never make cassarole again! IT was horrible i puked up blood for god sakes
Jill- WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY CASSAROLE? *Holds up gun*  

[RoninFox]

And now, the winners!

Third place: Kaworu__Nagisa

Quote:

Jill: I told you I'd ******** shoot you if you didn't quit staring at my tits. But did you believe me? Noooo, you just kept on staring and making moves on me...
Brad: Jesus, just shoot me again!

Second place: Canas Renvall

Quote:

Jill: Have you been a bad boy? You know what I do to bad boys...

First place goes to Vinessa_Valentine! Congratulations!

Quote:

Jill: You know Brad, I had problems with stains like that all over my outfit, BUT THEN I GOT OXYCLEAN!!!

*gives zombie cookie to Vinessa*  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

YES!!! I FINALLY WON ONE!!! *Does victory dance then shoots cookie in the head* AWESOME, IT BLEEDS!!!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Umm... So it's up to you to post the next picture.  

[Canas Renvall]

Yes, even though you win you still have to do some work. xd We're a sick and twisted guild that way.