Calvator Conspiracy (Accepting)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"A WHAT!?" Michael exclaimed as Brad walked into the kitchen with Sean. He stared at Brad as he passed by, before looking down at Sean, then Brad, then Sean again, then to Brad...

". . .I always wondered what snake tasted like..." He mumbled. "Maybe we should roast it? Or barbecue it? How about frying on a pan? Or maybe even deep fried!"  

[Zahzi]

"Ohhhhhhh, deep fried sounds GREAT!!"  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"I hope my venom kills the both of you!" Sean hissed, glaring at Brad.  

[Zahzi]

"Heey, you got any of those rubber bands they use on lobsters to keep them from pinching people?" Brad asked, looking over at Michael, ignoring Sean.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Michael was already digging through a drawer.
"Calvin doesn't get lobster often seeing how we don't have any aquatic kids. But I'll look!"  

[Zahzi]

"Gonna be a great meal tonight~"  

[SoujiAtsumi]

Sean whimpered and tried to bite Brad again.

Mia walked into the kitchen then. "I found you!" She exclaimed, breathing hard. She went over to Brad and hugged him. "Can you please let him go now. Your not being civil about this."

"Yeah what she s-" Sean started to say but stopped when Mia hit him on the head.  

[Zahzi]

"..........But I wanna eat the ******** snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake...." Brad protested, looking down at her.  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"He probably doesn't taste that good, can't you get Michael to make you something else?" She asked, giving him the face.  

[Zahzi]

"Yeaaaaa-NO." Brad said, staring at her, completely unaffected by the face.
"The fact that MICHAEL wants to cook him too ought to be a ******** sign too!"  

[SoujiAtsumi]

Mia whimpered, tears starting to fill her eyes.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Michael had his back to the situation right now. Yes, he wanted to cook Sean like nothing else in the world. But he couldn't face a woman in tears...  

[Zahzi]

"You're faking. I can tell." Brad said, looking down at her, an eye twitching.  

[SoujiAtsumi]

The tears kept falling...  

[Zahzi]

"...Are you TRYING to provoke me, woman??"