Make this reach 100 pages with RE quotes!

[Canas Renvall]

That was bad, too. xd

"What a monster! I can't believe, WHAT THE HELL IS this place anyway?!" -Barry, RE1

...What? Two incomplete thoughts pushed together does not make a complete thought. razz  

[Mr. Kennedy]

"Alright! Let's do it!"

Followed by: "Yes sir!"

-Chris and Rebecca. In that RE porn you know, you expect that to be edited. No, they really said it like that.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

"You'd do the same for me, wouldn't you?"
"I GUARANTEE it!"

Chris and Rebecca, again  

[Canas Renvall]

"HEYYY, a page is missing!"
"Perhaps that was the most important part!"

-Jill and Barry, RE1

Thanks, Barry. Your insightfulness never ceases to amaze me. xd  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Although, I do believe her exact words were, "Hey! What IS this? There's a page missin'!"

But hey, at least Barry's any kind of insightful at all... I mean beats the hell out of...

Rebecca: "It's me, Chris!"
Chris: "Is that YOU, Rebecca?"
You know, it might've been 32 bit graphics, but every time I hear that, it's like I can see him squinting.  

[Canas Renvall]

Nevermind the fact that he actually waves to her before asking if it's her. xd

Come to think of it... Chris was never bright to begin with.

"Laaaadies first! Go first, Jill!"
"But Chris!!"
"Give me a chance to play Mr. Nice Guy!"

-Chris and Jill, RE1.

Once again, she's the only chick in the hall (it's Jill, Chris, and Barry)... *sigh* razz  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Oh come on, he's not THAT dumb... I mean, he got to the ROOT of the problem!  

[Canas Renvall]

True, I suppose... and just remember, you CAN'T KILL HIM! razz  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Dude I was about to bring that up. ********' Chris xd

*Chris witnesses the Tyrant and laughs*
"Chris? Stop it!"
"This is your savior? You say this FAILURE... Is your savior?"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

NO! DON'T GO!  

[Canas Renvall]

Oh man, I'm so glad you said that Bio. Dot50Cal from The Horror is Alive was streaming playthroughs of RE1, and he showed us one that a guy from Russia sent to him. Apparently, one man dubbed all the voices for the game in Russian... it's so great to see Chris shouting, and some random Russian dude going "NIET! NE DICHT!" really fast (or however you spell it). XD

Also:
"*walks out of the lab, sees Rebecca standing there, three-second pause* ...Wow!!"
"*jumpy, upbeat tone* Hah! I guess these bulletproof jackets are pretty strong!"

-Chris and Rebecca, RE1  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Going a bit off topic... Russian gamers are ******** crazy. My cousin has Fallout 3... Now, the FANS of the series, released a patch, which translates all the text in the game to Russian, AND they recorded new, Russian voice overs for it! The whole game is in Russian, fandubbed, and done so quite well, I might add! They're crazy!


Barry: Jill! You're here too!
Jill: Yes! You're here too?  

[Canas Renvall]

Oh... my God... *dying on the floor*

The original ad for Biohazard. I can't stop laughing.
"FEAR.
HIGH TENSION.
REALISTIC. ACTION.
LIFE OR DEATH.
THE EVIL DEMONS OF DESTRUCTION.
ONLY YOU CAN STOP THEM.
BIOHAZARD...
IT'S NOT JUST A GAME."

-Narrator, Biohazard  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wait... Are you laughing at the narration? Or at the song in the background?  

[Canas Renvall]

Both. razz The presentation in general is just great.