Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[a polka dot]

Granted, but you are overcome with a terrible sickness right after the wish is granted and after it goes away, you become a mute. D:

I wish I was the Snack Fairy! =D

 

[soumakisa]

× granted. you are a snack fairy that makes everyone delicious snacks.. but you cant eat any snacks at all. Eat them and u'll die. D:

i wish i had unlimited amount of real money that can be used...

 

[lollerskater123321]

granted but its old ancient latin coins where no one uses them anymore for money.

I wish I had a big tasty snack.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.

But then it gets stuck in your throat, and you die from lack of air. D:

I wish my computer was in my room. ;w;

 

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Because of a house painting, everything, including your computer, end up temporarely in your room. But you have to share your room with your whole family.

I wish I could eat tons of chocolate without being fat and unhealthy.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! The more chocolate you eat the uglier you become until one day you're so malformed that your parents disown you. Plus you smell. surprised

I wish for stretchy arms.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. However, you cannot stretch them back to normal size. You can only stretch them longer and longer and longer.

I wish anything and everything negative will not happen to me. mrgreen  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. All your bad luck turns to be your closest people's bad luck.

I wish I could have a boyfriend looking like Kevin Cheng!  

[...[N].ight.[R].ain...]

granted,but u didn't wish for him to stay with u 4ever so he dumped u after a wk *noo!!*
I wish that I can impress any hot guy with ma new outfits lol lol  

[-alwaysmile-]

u impress hot guys with your new outfit...but then when u bend down to pick up something...your pants/skirt/or whatever you're wearing, splits in half. Then you're too embarassed to ever show your face again.

I wish I do good on my speech infront of everyone.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted you'll do so good that all your friends become jealous of you to the point of ignoring you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could turn back time.  

[-alwaysmile-]

^u turn back in time, but u can't fix anything u wanted to fix and end up ruining your future even more.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

You don't wish for anything? Ok granted, you get no present at your next b-day!

I wish I could become the prime minister and replace Harper! (I live in Canada)  

[Niphz]

Granted, but you are assassinated whilst in office. D;

I wish I could finish this stupid history essay already. xP

 

[-alwaysmile-]

^wish granted. u finish your essay but then u lose it right when u enter school the next day.

I wish for chocolate ice cream right now.