Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

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Awww Shoafy. It just won't be the same without being able to log in and feeling that particular despair over seeing you've pulled ahead by fifty posts again. However, maybe Jerbos will catch up and he'll have someone to compete with! ...I hope you actually get to see this.

Threepenny Opera! Must remember! I wonder if I could find it online. We can't afford going to things like that. We have internet, cable, and cell phones and that takes up our vice money.  

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36. Test your armor's ability to stop a minimum of one sword thrust or laser blast, and if it does not give at least this much protection, respectfully inquire after something better. heart

37. Make sure that your headgear allows for a useful field of vision.

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38. Remember that if the Hero and/or his comrades are being purposely allowed to escape, there is no need for you to get killed in your effort to "prevent" the escape. heart

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39. If a prisoner suddenly takes ill, notify the Evil Overlord and await his instructions. Do not go into the cell to examine him/her yourself.

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40. If you're on patrol and your partner mysteriously disappears, call for backup before you go look for him.

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41. If your unit's name contains words like "Imperial", "Elite", "Supreme", "Tactical", "Storm" or "Special", request a transfer as soon as possible. These guys always get clobbered first when the Heroes attack. heart

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Tips for the Trusted Lieutenant:

42. When the hero or his sidekicks are at your mercy, don't stop to gloat. heart

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43. If you can't resist gloating, don't boast about the reward you expect to receive from your master for bringing them in or killing them off. heart

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44. If you gloat and boast, don't be surprised if a comrade of the person you have at your mercy jumps you from behind while you're distracted with your boasting. heart

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45. If you fail to complete your mission, skip town. Returning to the Evil Overlord to report on your failure will usually get you killed. heart

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46. While the Evil Overlord is gloating over his anticipated success in the venture he is about to launch, it is considered impolite to ask "And if you fail?" You probably won't be flogged, maimed, or killed for your temerity, but why risk it?

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47. Never wear gender-inappropriate underwear in a sword-rich environment. The Hero will slice your suspenders or cut off your trouser buttons, exposing you to ridicule.

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48. If you find the Evil Overlord's beautiful daughter consorting with the hero, take her bribes but turn her in. heart

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49. If you follow orders and fail, the Evil Overlord will claim he told you to do something different, and you will be blamed. If you disobey orders and succeed, the EO will act as if what you did was his idea, and you will be commended. The Moral: Do what works. heart

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50. Find out what happened to your predecessor. Learn from it. heart

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