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oh there are so many pages, i ve looked through a few and there is nothing bad really, can you find some since you know where they are and post the links please =)

Some people are selective with their humor.



"UHH!" said the man to the lady.
"UHH!" said the lady to the man she adored, and the whores like a chior "UHN-UHN!" all night.
And, Mary, aint you tired of this?
"UHN!" is the sound that the mother makes when her baby breaks!
We're cha-ai-ained.

In my honest opinion of Balony I think it was the fact that you Rei and Jin both acknowleged his existence so much that he continued his escapade into madness. In all the posts Ive read with him involved it was also you and Jin or someone or other posting right back relentlessly to try to one up him. Then when he kept at acting like a fool you wanted him to stop but he kept going BECAUSE you were physically showing anger and aggression. THE DUDE was getting off on it so he kept on going. most of the other people in the guild just kinda started ignoring him. so he set his sights on you and jin because you two were the only one besides Kaori that gave to shits. My opinion though. I can annalyze the guy pretty good only because in Yahell I did something similar or other to a few people in my time.

But tell me some of his jokes, i wanna hear, sorry just curious =)

sorry I have been gone so long maby if I had been here to talk to him things could have been diffrent. still I intend to see this mater thrue till its end,and no its end has not yet come. Ile talk to him.

dont feel like telling what i hate really... as for humor, i have a few i like and one i've made (thats funny anyway).

i made this one:

a man is walking through the streets in Rio. well, he starts getting kinda bored with this, and so he starts looking for something interesting to do. eventually, he comes upon this little petshop. he says to himself, "eh, maybe i'll find something worth looking at. maybe even some cute little bunnies and a kitten or two!"

so the man walks in. well, as he starts looking he notices the place isn't really very good at all... the food bags have holes in them and spill out on the floor, some of the dogs appear to have mange, the fish are all dead and the hamsters are too fat to fit through the hamster tubes or into the running wheel.

the man walks up to the counter, saying to the man behind it "dont you have anything interesting in this place?" the guy says "yeah, we got that parrot over there."

the man turns and looks were the guy had pointed, and to his suprise sees a beautifully taken care of scarlet macaw, tall and proud in a clean cage. but then, he notices something odd, and goes to take a closer look. to his surpise, it turned out the parrot had yarn tied to its feet.

the man turned and asked across the room, "hey, whats with the yarn?"
the guy at the counter says, "oh yeah, thats a special bird there. its bilingual! if you pull the red string, it can talk to you in limited english. if you pull the green one, it'll talk in french."

the man looks at the bird, then at the guy again.

"what happens if you pull them both at the same time?"

the guy behind the counter tried to answer, but stopped before it with his mouth open. "um... well, man i never thought of that before. why dont you ask the bird?"

the man replied, sure. so the guy at the counter walked over, opened the door, and let the bird walk onto his arm.

"alright, you remember what to do right? pull the red one."

the guy did, and asked the bird, "what would happen if i pulled the red string and the green string at the same time?"

the bird looked around for a moment, then looked back at him. then suddenly, it opened its beak and screeched loudly, "I FALL OFF YOU JACKASS!"

Actually...that is a PERFECT way of describing it.

lol yeah he is gone now i guess, maybe he is haunting the guild now D=