The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[House Chor]

Unfortunately when he hit the pirate in the face, his eyeballs flew out of his socket and into the ninja's mouth.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunatley, the ninja likes to eat eyeballs and gains a level in strength.

 

[Ned-san]

Unfortunately, the pirate had a glass eye.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunately before the ninja swallowed it, he spit it out.

 

[lovelymoontide]

Unfortunately he was still able to cut 3 large gashes in his mouth from it breaking slightly.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Fortunately, he has a ninja ointment that heals in it minutes.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Unfortunately, as he was applying the ointment, he discovered it has been expired for some time.

Played with a smile

 

[Hexatus Aquatica]

Fortunately, he got the month and day mixed up and it turns out that it's not expired yet after all.  

[Aelliza]

Unfortunately it was not his ninja healing ointment at all, but instead ninja sleeping salve.  

[Cognitohazard]

Fortunately, he had sweet dreams.  

[lovelymoontide]

Unfortunately in his dream he found out he was only wearing his clown underwear.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately in this dream he was wearing them at clown school, so he blended in.

 

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

Unfortunately it was "Dress Normal" day.

 

[iiRainbowUnicornz]

Fortunately it was just a regular day .  

[Precious Munchkins]

Unfortunately it was a really, really hot and sunny day so he got a terrible sunburn. >m<