The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[Fire 0ak]

They remind you how lucky you are not to have been hacked to pieces and pawned off for loose change..

What is the point of this? *points at groin* : /  

[John Obake]

Not sure. Check back tuesday.
Whats the last line of Macbeth?  

[Fire 0ak]

And so they all bathed in their vomit joyfully while the village folk cheered.

Why do all my ******** can openers break? 0_o  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

They ******** too hard apparently.

Why is the English language so effed up?  

[John Obake]

Klingons.
How many smurfs are in a pie?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

399 Obviously.

Whats an average circumference for the human skull?  

[John Obake]

Just wide enough to fit in a condom.
Where'd all this blood come from?  

[Fire 0ak]

wide enough for me to sleep in.
Its comi'n fuh yo heyd!

what kind of jello shot would Hunter S. Thompson have?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Head shot. (too soon?)

Why do women think so much? :/  

[Fire 0ak]

Because women because. 3nodding

Was I made from apples, Ice cream and pickles?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Christianity says no. You are sand. scream

What's a squigglysploosh?  

[John Obake]

A buck-fifty.
Christ, quick how do I stop the bleeding?!?!?!  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

John Obake

A buck-fifty.
Christ, quick how do I stop the bleeding?!?!?!

Smoke weed everyday.

How come my elbow hurts?  

[Fire 0ak]

Because you never call it?

Is fetus necklace the new pink?  

[John Obake]

Too many bowl pulls. Get one with a carb.
Is it opposite day?