Lame pick-up Lines!

[That Shroomin Stoner]

You got something on your chest: my eyes  

[madamedimuette16]

*facepalms* Oh the horrible memories.........The one I remember most is this:

A guy walked up to me in class and said,"Hey, whats that class, you know the one that starts with a C????"

I said," You mean Chemistry?"

He replies," Oh, you feel it too??"

And I epically facepalmed and fired my lazer...... But it was so corny it ended up being sweet. heart ..........I still didn't go out with him stare  

[xXPanther_Princess69Xx]

These are some good ones that I have used and been used on...

If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.

If I told you had a beautiful body... would you hold it against me?

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? (I have never used this one...)

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.  

[x-Khaotic Demise-x]

"if i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?  

[x-Khaotic Demise-x]

you must be an angel cuz you just gave me an erection
(im not sure if thats a pick up line)  

[IXI Vamp IXI]

***Note***

I didn't read all of them, so if I accidentally copy yours, I'm sorry. I didn't read them all. wink

"Are you from Jamaca? 'Cause Jamacan me crazy." 8D
That one was lame and of course, everyone knows it.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and me together."
Yet again, lame. XD  

[John Obake]

"Hey baby want to handle my joystick?" for gamers. and me next chance I get.  

[John Obake]

"Hey baby wanna see london? How about france? Well then lets see some underpants."
This is so bad that lame doesn't even begin to describe it.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

I remember in elementary school it was 'Spell Icup.'



Those days were so hawt.  

[Fire 0ak]

Forget all these guys with their lame pickup lines.  

[Rusty Obrien]

I always liked "baby you are so sweet, you make sugar taste just like salt"  

[Ganja Goods]

Did you just fart? Cause you blow me away.

 

[Loveless Angelz]

Do you believe in love at first sight? (woman: no) well wait here i'll come by again later wink  

[HatelessHeart]

John Obake

"Hey baby, lets play carpenter, we get hammered and I'll nail you."

That line is what got me to date my ex.... It made me laugh so hard blaugh my cousin also has it on his shirt right now ninja  

[John Obake]

"Do you punch in your sleep?"
No really I gotta start asking that.