Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Joda Muto]

Nemesis: STARbucks!  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Jill: Alright coffee! xd  

[Das Jabberwockie]

Nicholai: *jumps out window* Woosh!
(If none of you get this you live under a rock! xd )  

[Garcian Smith]

Billy: Alright I admit it already! I did it!!  

[Junior~Mints]

Ashley: It's ok Leon, Im a big girl now. *KIlls a Ganando with her bare hands*  

[RogueDeath]

Nemises
Sings: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?  

[OfWenzel]

Salazar , After Leon Went Through His Castle:

What Happened To All The Vases?!

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[Das Jabberwockie]

I wondered if he noticed the busted vases, and the torn-up Saddler portraits...  

[OfWenzel]

DasJabberwockie

I wondered if he noticed the busted vases, and the torn-up Saddler portraits...

The guy probably didn't care.

He was so Rich, that he literally had Gems And Treasurers In His SEWER!

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[OfWenzel]

Salazar: That is Expensive!

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[smilylady]

rofl those are really funny!  

[Garcian Smith]

Steve: I love you dad!  

[OfWenzel]

Wesker: Now Check This Out! I Am Going To Pull A Rabbit Out Of A Hat!

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[Biohazard EXTREME]

Sherry: There's something out there, and it's coming after ME!

Claire: What? You mean LIAM? Ah, he's just a kid with a crush, you don't have to worry about him.

Sherry *shivers*  

[OfWenzel]

Wesker: Chris, You have no reason to be Angry. Those Zombies you fought were really Animatronic Robots, And The Town that was Nuked was really a Movie Set.

Chris: But what about Richard and Bravo Team?


Bravo Team: Surprise! Happy Birthday Chris!

Chris: Jill, Did You know about this?

Jill: Somebody had to keep you busy while they got the potatoe chips!

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