If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[AssassinBlue]

Chronic Masturbation.

Sad but true...  

[GigaForte]

if kirby swallowed me........


he'd blow up.
but then I'd cry.
but i'd be s'ploded.
so kirby'd come back to life and spit me out
and i'd be a star thingy
and then i'd eat him
so there  

[muzuka]

kirby would have a clarinet in his hands yeah thats it!  

[Hernan Cortez]

Kirby's new smash attack would be pulling out a DS, and tossing it for 20% damage.  

[Elite Blazer]

If Kirby swallowed me, he would be the most laziest creature on the planet, he would be very smart, and would be the best sniper rifler in the history of the universe. So when he uses his special attack, basically, you get instantly kill because he would head shot you with a sniper.  

[Shadow-GX]

Kirby would become a Ninja, but not uses ninja powers...
but instead GAME POWERS  

[-Nii-Kay-]

I don't know the power of music. Or he would have like a magical paintbrush or pencil. Kirby would be very artistic. ;p  

[sooper-man12]

If Kirby ate me, he'd instantly become a can of SPAM. Which, in turn, would make me a spammer. mrgreen
Hahaha... I made a funnie.  

[Nintenbro]

Lets just say Kirby would no longer have women problems... cool  

[bloodsoaked]

He'd become pure evil. mrgreen  

[Shintaro Ryuzaki]

LandSkySea

Kirby would gain an eternal hate of society and the idiots that control this planet both economicaly and politcally.

Finally someone agrees with me that the whole world government is f***ed up.

Anyways, if Kirby swallowed me he'd have the ability to draw mediocre furries, use the chidori, and have an eternal hate for the world that would bring forth an appocoliptic blast of energy that obliterates ANYTHING!!  

[Thee exile]

He'd gain the abality to eat people, waaaaaaait...  

[Emis]

He'd spit me back out.
D;

Or if he can take the taste of vegetarian vegetables he'd turn into a pretty crappy tennis player with awesome hair.
;D

 

[Kagedachi]

Kirby'd become an epic 30th-level rogue with the ability to sneak attack anybody whenever.


But if he inhaled ME and not my character sheet, he'd become sarcastic, chaotic and quite probably insane.
And have a large flaming sword.  

[Diggy_Kun]

Froggy says...

If he swallowed me, he would be addicted to chez its. Period. 3nodding

...ok, Froggy's done talking.