Corrupted wishes - The only place to be evil!

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but they use a secret government stain, and the government thinks you are an international spy, so lock you up in a prison in the middle of no where.

I wish I had someone to hug.  

[sawmyfoot]

Granted! But when you get tired of hugging there's isn't a way to get away from the embrace!

I wish I could dance >.>  

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but your life becomes a musical and you are subjected to day after day of fatiguing, neverending dance numbers.

I wish my house was clean.  

[sawmyfoot]

(oOo... a musical x])
Granted! Now you aren't allowed to make the slightest mess. O:

I wish I had wider selection of shoes.  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But they are all too small and you either can't get them on or if you manage to squeeze them on, you get blisters that will never leave!

I wish that fireworks weren't so seizure inducing.
xDD  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but now they are just booms that make everyone go deaf.

I wish for world peace rofl  

[Waltz With Wrath]

Agh! Of course the hippie has to corrupt this one. x3
Well...Granted! But in order for there to be such peace, the human race must be eliminated. D< And so it is, and there isn't a soul to enjoy the peace.
<<;

I wish I had something to keep me awake. X.x  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But it's so strong, you can never fall asleep again!
O:

I wish that my bags would be packed already.
It's such a pain to pack for camp.
DD:  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but when you get to camp, you realize the wrong things were packed and you have nothing you need.

I wish people were nicer to me.  

[iccgirl]

Better to have helped you and let you win,

Wish granted! But then random people come up to you and want to "share" your food because everyone's your friend.

I wish my tea was hotter.

than never to have touched your skin.

 

[AnacinCross]

Granted, but in order to get hotter it becomes radioactive and you are left with curious teacup-shaped growths all over your body.

I wish I could successfully cook eggs for once in my life.  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

Granted!
But they're so good that you keep making them over and over again, and eventually your cholesterol rises to such a high level, your arteries implode, and Cross goes boom...
oO;;

I wish that my mom will let me go to New York City for my friend's birthday to see Wicked.
;DD  

[xKirst]

Granted!
But after the show you get separated from your friends and are completely lost in New York. Having no money, or sense of direction you are forced to live as a bum on the streets for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop knocking on my door >_>;  

[x- Spazz Muffin -x]

That's why I know how to navigate through NYC.
Thank you pointless annual parade trips!
xDD

Granted!
But instead they start throwing rocks at your window!

I wish that my room wasn't an oven.
DD:  

[Kitty_VI]

Granted, but it becomes a meat freezer.

I wish I don't have rabies...

(I was viciously attacked by a killer ninja squirrel yesterday)