Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[NotteRequiem]

I think it's time to get a judging on this, Vinessa dearest!

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[Vinessa_Valentine]

You are quite right, Notte... and now, here is my decision:

Third: NotteRequiem

Quote:

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie closest to Leon: Yeah, well we were just about to say there wasn't enough of YOU to go around! heart heart heart

Nice and witty response, the way you wrote the response gives it a doubvle meaning as to what they take Leon for, food or entertainment.

Second: tehballa

Quote:

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie in back: I thought you guys invited ada gonk

This was one of the main responses I was hoping to see, and while I wasn't disappointed, this one was one of the closest to reason for the pic.

First: Biohazard EXTREME

Quote:

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie: Sir, please. We're trying to discuss the downfall of communism in the Soviet Empire, and how it resulted in an economic crash of unprecedented proportions.

Leon: ... Okay, that's it! Mendatory drug test!

Once again, Bio doesn't follow the crowd. While everyone else takes potshots at Leon's masculinity, or lack thereof, Bio instead chooses something out of nowhere.

Honorable Mention: Vankala

Quote:

Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie: "....Okay, who the hell ordered the gay stripper!?!?"

Welcome back, Van. Glad to hear things have settled. I chose to mention this one because it bluntly states what I was implying about Leon.

MY TURN TO RESPOND TO MY OWN:
Leon: "Excuse me gentlemen... but I've received a complaint about noise from this party. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH!!!"

Zombie in Back: "Guys, why didn't we ask for that Claire chick?"
Zombie near phone: "B-because I thought I heard them say they were sending Leona..."  

[XINVADER]

Nobody understands British humour... crying

xd  

[NotteRequiem]

Well, seeing as Bio is still on hiatus, I'm going to make the exec decision that Tehballa gets to do the next caption, seeing as he got second place.


Any opposed, PM me.  

[bbaIla]

Chris: FALCON KICK  

[Canas Renvall]

Chris: FALCON KICK!

Zombie: "Ooh, are those Oxfords you're wearing? Those are so lovely!"  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ouch... Well, screw you guys, then. No patience at all, huh?  

[NotteRequiem]

Well Bio, no offense, but you DID say you were taking a haitus. And when I informed you that you won, you said to 'wait' for you, you didn't say how long, and quite frankly, this is the only moving thread while you've been gone.

So, I made a choice. Do you want to post a pic? Are you back? What?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

2 days is all you wait before you say, "Screw it. Moving on!"?

A pic's already posted. I'm not gonna take tehballa's fun away.  

[Hanibal Rex]

Chris: FALCON KICK!
Zombie: MY F***ING BALLS!!!!
Chris: HELL YEAH! SHOOT TO THE NADS!!!...wait, you have balls?  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Chris: FALCON KICK!
The Zombie stumbles back... then reaches in and upper cuts him into the air!!
Zombie: FALCON PUNCH!  

[XINVADER]

Chris: FALCON KICK
*crunch*
Chris: Oh god! I'm stuck.
Zombie: Good job I don't have feeling there anymore. *lunges*  

[Kenshin1387]

Chris: FALCON KICK
Zombie: Wrong franchise . . . idiot.  

[Wesker Chic]

Chris: FALCON KICK

Zombie: THE PAIN!

Chris: Oh yea baby! Years of playing video games finally pays off!  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

(Time to shatter the fourth wall)
Chris: FALCON KICK!!!

*I throw my controller at Tehballa*
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M ******** DONE PLAYING WITH YOU!!! ALL YOU EVER DO IS SPAM DOWN-B!!!"