Bring out the inner thief in you!

[Moonracer]

*Throws contents of glass at you watches you go up like roman candle because of your fire wings then takes the undamaged demonic pitchfork and walks off.*

(*bows* Why thank you. ^_^)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Knocks you out with a frying pan, then steals the coat right off your back.  

[Moonracer]

*Comes to enough to grab the hem of your pants and pulls tripping you up and pulling your pants right off. Is satisfied with that and walks off with your pants.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Uses tail to grab your ankle, hold you upside down, grabs your necklace and drops you. (running off into the darkness)  

[Moonracer]

*Sends attack animals after you the puppy gets you drunk the fox swipes your shades and both return to me and we continue on our walk*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Chases after you to kidnap both your pets in the middle of the night.  

[Moonracer]

Noooo my pets!! *grabs tree rips it out of the ground and beats you with it then grabs your dragon and mental payment replants tree and walks on*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

LOL - giant tree attack.

Uses super speed to dash pass you, stealing your treasure chest.  

[Moonracer]

*Raises gun and shoots you then takes your boots and walks off*

(*chuckles* I see ya liked that attack. ^_^)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

(yes I did)

Uses treasure chest to knock you unconcious, and then takes your sword.  

[Moonracer]

*Uses belt to strangle ya then shoots off your tail and adds it to my stew*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gives you sleeping pills, then uses your sword to slice off your ears and runs off with them.  

[Moonracer]

*Sits on a tree branch waiting for just the right moment then snatches your shades with my tail and leaps off threw the trees.*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Grabs your arms, head butts you, then kicks you away pulling your braclets off your arms. (runs off)  

[Moonracer]

*Grabs blood moon flings it at you nearly taking your head off and swipes your coat then walks off after putting moon back.*