The Soda Machine

[purpleravenhawk]

Gets: a plaster-of-paris vase

Inserts: an eyepatch  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: an eyeball

Inserts: a human finger  

[Ikataru]

♥ Gets: A potion to create a walking fence post.
Inserts: FFVII

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[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: SEPHIROTH (aaahh!!!!!)

Inserts: Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children  

[Ikataru]

♥ Gets: Aeris's dead body.
Inserts: A frog.

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[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: Devil May Cry anime
(best trade ever)

Inserts: Ultimate Hellsing anime

[and what should I do with aeris's dead body, Hmm?]  

[Ikataru]

Gets: My Crispin Freeman plushie. ninja
Inserts: A green button.

(Sell it to Cloud for 7,000 red materia?)  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: a red coat that's missing a button
Inserts: 7000 red materia from selling aeris's dead body to cloud  

[Ikataru]

♥ Gets: A toy Solider. Damn ripoff, eh?
Inserts: A dirty diaper.

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If nobody sees you cry, you can say it was raining outside.

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: a diaperless baby

Inserts: an old VHS tape  

[Rinioa]

♥ Gets: Footage of your mom & dad having sex.
Inserts: A cowbell.

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[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: A ton of ground-up raw beef slopping to the floor and staining your shoes.

Inserts: a stollen bar of gold.  

[Rinioa]

♥ Gets: Bombed by the US Government.
Inserts: Swiss Cheese.

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[xwhateverxdudex]

Gets: rotting cheese.
Inserts: A bug from "blue gender"  

[Rinioa]

♥ Gets: 1 million roaches in his bed.
Inserts: A flash drive.

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