Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But then we live in a black and white world where everyone is the same and nothing is different. NOTHING.

I wish I wasn't so freaked out easily. Stupid scarey movies in the middle of the night.. eek  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now you're freaked out by EVERYTHING!!

I wish I wasn't the only one who saw peace as a poisonous word...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But every human being dies off, making pandas the dominant species of the world! BUWHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish all my friends were better and no longer sad.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But they are all killed by said pandas...

I wish I had a pack of C4 for some...Forign re-education...
*Looks at a picture of France, scornfully...*  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But they raise their country's flag, which is white, and the FBI takes back their C4

And if you don't get that then SHAME ON YOU

I wish visit Germany, Ireland, and Scottland. They're so beautiful.  

[Zahzi]

Cheese-eating surrender-monkies...

Granted. But the plane-ride is in coach...Might as well kill yourself...

I wish the FBI gave me back that goddamned C4! I CAN STILL BOMB QUEBEC! (Hoping your friend doesn't live there... sweatdrop )


By the way, did you get my application for the superbeast rp?  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Pssh. It'll be worth it.

And it's granted, and Marina lives because she lives Ontario, but I still beat the s**t out of you for nearly killing her.

And no I have not. The only application that I've gotten is from Rose.

I wish I had a digital camera.  

[Zahzi]

Oww...I have enough sence just to take out the French capital buildings there... crying

Granted...But it explodes when you use it...

I wish I wasn't a punching-bag! scream

Odd...Oh well, I'll just send it again.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

I might have accidently deleted it. I was deleting a bunch of old messages and when I clicked "Yes" I saw that I had two new messages and started screaming at my self >_<

Granted. You're now a kicking bag! *kicks*

I wish I had an Xbox 360 that had no problems of any kind what so ever, had free Xbox live, and wouldn't explode on me.  

[Zahzi]

*Hunches over*
...Did you have to kick the kidney?!

Granted...But the disks become unreadable.

I wish if your 360 does work and if you have XBOXLIVE, that you get PSU...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Yes! *kicks his face this time instead*

Granted. But I don't know what PSU is, I'm to poor for Xbox Live and I don't know how high the chances of my brother's plans to get me an Xbox 360 for Christmas working.

I wish I had sloppy joes for dinner!  

[Zahzi]

*Catches the leg*
Nu-uh...I need this...

Granted. But it's poisoned!

I wish I had tuesday off...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Ahh! *falls over from being a cults* THE HELL ZAHZI *shoves a grenade down his pants without the pin in*

Granted, but now you have to work everyday for the rest of your life

I wish I could have this week off from school to sit back and relax  

[Zahzi]

*Gets the grenade out and punt-kicks it into the open window of a scientology building*
SCORE!!

Granted. But the Ultra-Super-Space-Zombie-Ninjas of Doom come and ruin all of your fun!

I wish I had a lighter right now...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

NOOO! I need those science classes damn it! How the Hell am I suppose to get my career now!?

Granted, but when you go to the beach to burn everything in sight.. sand ninjas come out of no where and attack! Then butt rape you.