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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:09 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:55 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded!
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:20 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:39 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth began to act
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Randomly Gone Insane Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:43 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth began to act all ******** crazy
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:58 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth began to act all ******** crazy. Werewolves everywhere cried
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:07 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth began to act all ******** crazy. Werewolves everywhere cried and our caterpillar
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:31 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth began to act all ******** crazy. Werewolves everywhere cried and our caterpillar laughed and laughed
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:49 am
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth began to act all ******** crazy. Werewolves everywhere cried and our caterpillar laughed and laughed because he smoked
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:05 pm
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There once was lived a little demon eating caterpillar who dreamed of finding some candy that tasted like a heaven's paradise. Except his girlfriend was a whore who hated sweets. So she decided to lock up his pet whale because he'd never eat the luscious candy if it wasn't melted first, because if he didn't get his hot pepper craw fish he got cranky. Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers burnt his neighborhood to the ground, laughing as people, such as Abraham Lincoln ran away. But anywhooo, the caterpillar's girlfriend killed the candyman and started PMSing too. While this happened Bob, the caterpillar hid in cardboard box because the giant liver commanded him to shake what his momma gave him and do the world a favor. Meanwhile, at the dark, spooky, laboratory, Doctor Franken Stein was dissecting with his good friend, Doctor Fala Lalu, upon a helpless, cute, little, fluffy duck named Paul. Paul was a bit crazy with blindly volunteering to give up his long lasting flavored home-made duck sauce and frame his cousin for being a complete d**k. And so the itsy bitsy spider was squished by the goddamn waterspout. Down came the sun in a fiery doom ball that destroyed the hopes and dreams of all the furry, little animals. Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Woods it caught fire. All the animals of this desolate fiery little forest were sad. Their asses were burning and the hunters were shooting their custom made flamethrowers of doom at Bambi's mother because cooked venison's DELICIOUS! Meanwhile, Bambi was in a teapot laughing with glee, insane with grief, underwear on his head. How he did it was Role Player Paradise's Burrito Paradise Guardian's magical beans of wonderful, gassy goodness made everything trippy. Soon Bambi was a drug addict. A sad addict. Then it happened. There were bananas. Thousands of them. They flooded the whole wide world! Monkeys everywhere rejoiced. Until one day, the gorilla overlords were fed up with the monkeys because they're silly. And silliness DIES. Unless of course the monkeys wield giant banana boomerangs and fly large buses of doom! The Gorilla Overlords along with the really annoying oranges laid siege to the Earth's moon. Which then exploded! Then the Earth began to act all ******** crazy. Werewolves everywhere cried and our caterpillar laughed and laughed because he smoked the good s**t.
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