Corrupt a Wish

[Majicaster2]

Granted, but it was corrupted.

I wish that I had a better webcam.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

Here you go! *Hands you one* But when you try to take a picture/video it'll steal your soul!

I wish Light hadn't killed L in death note...  

[Smallpox Jenkins]

Granted,but then the show would never end,due to them constantly one-upping each other.
I wish there was a zombie outbreak  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

umm why? anyways there was but I fight all the Zombies off with a giant Spork!

I wish I could draw better  

[Tamago1]

(hasn't someone said that yet?)
granted,but your kicked out of art classes for being so darn good.
I wish that Aika hadn't killed all the zombies...  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

Ok! Chuck Noris kills them...

I wish I was a Mangaka  

[Qris Etc Torin]

Granted, but you suck at it.
Alternatively, you are tempted to steal other writer's work, go through with it, and proceed to be sued.

I wish camp chaos didn't end, and it kept being fun.  

[Tamago1]

Granted,but then it lasts FOREVER and people hate it...
I wish people would stop talking about Chuck Norris beating the stuffing out of things...  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

ok then, I'm the New Chuck Noris!

I wish that The mortal Kombat movies didn't suck.  

[snaily_girl]

Granted, They are now the best movies ever. But you are forbidden to see them.

I wish it was easier to get gold.  

[MiniTeaCakes]

Granted, but they ban you for having too much of it.
I wish I didn't have so much homework.  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

Don't we all. But then you wouldn't learn anything would you? and become a bum on the streets.

I wish...that I could go meet David Bowie!  

[MiniTeaCakes]

I didn't say I wouldn't have classwork...

Anyways,
You went and saw him, but right before you got his autograph, someone shot him in the head and died instantly.
I wish that I could fly.  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted, but now the airforce is ordering you to land for flying in a no fly zone and if you don't thenyou will be shot

i wish i was able to teleport  

[Tamago1]

granted,but then people ask you to take them places,and you suck at teleporting.
I wish um...I could understand Japanese...