Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[Beat Bandit]

Sticky, dried-up soda everywhere.

What should I eat today?  

[Le Chapeau]

Definitely not a p***s.

Is it worth it?

 

[Beat Bandit]

Nope.

To pee, or not to pee?
That is the question.  

[digipen79]

Not to pee, for if you do, it will burn like hell because of what you did last night.

Why did I accidentally my system32 folder and not tell anyone???  

[Rusti Fire]

For you are a newfag... j/k

pirate ?  

[Le Chapeau]

ninja

how do i triforce?

 

[Rusti Fire]

Copy paste from a previous post.



Can I?  

[Owwin]

So long as you have a can opener to get out.

See any good films lately?  

[CherubiMaster]

Yeah, that one with that actor and that plot where they do that thing with the thing and the credits, that one's great

Quick, what's the meaning of life?  

[Owwin]

Life is the condition which distinguishes active organisms from inorganic matter.

What makes you so special?  

[Xathoa]

The fact that I can play video games! >D

Can I have a cookie?

I shall carry my egg with me wherever I go. o_o
Cause I'm strange like that. ;D

 

[Xilo The Odd]

yus hur u go. check your cookies in teh cookies tab i sent lots.

Can i has a cheezburgur?  

[Le Chapeau]

Listen Xilo, I'm happy for you and all and I'm gonna get you your cheeseburger, but Portillo has the best hotdawgs I've ever had.

c wut i did thar?

 

[TheGim55]

not at all.

Why does "snowman" come after "seven"?  

[CherubiMaster]

Because 7's lucky, and it ate nine.

Why am I typing this?