Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Jenitorturer]

Granted. But you end up moving into a dumpster rofl

I wish my crotch didn't hurt so much.

 

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, but now everywhere else hurts! biggrin

I wish i had a gigantic chocolate muffin!  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but you get sick by eating it too fast.

I wish I could rp better. >.<  

[omg-im-anime-freak]

granted, but now you dont remember how to type
i wish my friend wasn't obsessed with emo guys....  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but she is now obsessed with traps / guys who look like hot chicks.

I wish I had a p***s instead of a v****a.

 

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, but the p***s is the size of a tic-tac. (Yum? XD)

I wish hadn't pulled that muscle in my knee :  

[Jenitorturer]

So evil ! scream
Granted, but instead, you've pulled a muscle in every other limb biggrin

I wish I could have sexy hair like Jeffree Star. x3

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then it all falls out the next day. ((Sorry! ^_^;;; ))

I wish I could have a million hugs in 10 seconds.  

[Jenitorturer]

D:

Granted, but the rough hugging leaves you crippled and your bones broken.

I wish I could spend eternity in my beloved's arms.

 

[FreakingCosmicKid]

Granted, but you've been superglued there and must continue going through everyday life that way.

I wish i didn't have to do the dishes D:  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but now you have to do an old man's laundry.

I wish for a million dollars. (CLASSIC!)  

[Ouijiji-san]

granted, but the million dollars turn out to be Monopoly money.

I wish I could be a mermaid XD  

[FreakingCosmicKid]

granted, but you're the only mermaid in existance and constantly run the risk of being mauled by sharks biggrin

I wish i didn't have to constantly log off the computer to go do chores D:<  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then someone steals your computer and you get MORE chores.

I wish I had more time on the computer...