Corrupt a Wish

[Life is Like a Peanut]

Granted but you just forgot your next wish...and how to swim

I wish i had an infinite supply of ramen  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish that there were more shirts in XS. (Always so hard to find clothes that fit)  

[Saga Shadow]

00Shoe

Granted, but it tastes awful.

Impossible

Alright granted, but you now can't find pants that fit you

I wish I had a tablet! I WANTS ONE SO BAD!  

[FiliaFlammae]

Here, you can have my old Graphire 3 with the bent USB jack. Reads the pen's position about 2% of the time. Have fun!

I wish I could remember my next wish.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but it was too late to post it.

I wish it was time to go home.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted, but you skip forward in time so now there two copies of yourself. You fight over who is the 'real' 00Shoe and end up destroying each other.

I wish I had a fish.  

[Saga Shadow]

say hello, and goodbye. You overfeed the fish and it dies of an exploded stomach

I wish I was omnipotent like pinocchio
(If you have no idea what I'm talking about: http://www.dump.com/2010/02/13/pinocchio-paradox-solved/ )  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. In a happy bout of practicing your powers, you set about becoming omniscient as well as omnipotent. In attempting to acquire infinite knowledge, your brain cell count grows so sharply and impossibly high that you turn into a black hole. Gosh, thanks for destroying Earth.

I wish I were a zombieeee.  

[00Shoe]

Granted, to bad you don't know what is going on any more. Better get some braiiinnnss

I wish it was earlier in the day.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

congratulations, it's not 12:01, go to sleep!~

I wish I had ... pizza  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted, but it's got every topping you despise on it.

I wish my mate's ride into town would get here already... *drums fingers impatiently*  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

oh he gets there alright ... only there all made of LIVING PLASTIC! hahahaha! thus they have no want to actually do anything but kidnap and transfer you to their plasticy army

I which for hotchocolate  

[Xx_Plur Monster Kitty_xX]

granted when you get the hot chocolate you dont notice the hole in the cup and it purs all over your lap burning you and making you cry like a sissy

but i wish i could have rainbows and lots of glowstix  

[The Corrupted Renamon]

I wish I could Fly.
. w.

 

[Mazi v7]

granted,though you flew into the engine of a jet plane



i wish i could end world hunger