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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:25 pm
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KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo *The stabby object becomes dead, as everything that touches someone who dies twice at the same time becomes infected with a serious case of "Death"* So the knife is dead? How? It's passed on! This knife is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to your hand it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-KNIFE! |
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:14 am
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Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo *The stabby object becomes dead, as everything that touches someone who dies twice at the same time becomes infected with a serious case of "Death"* So the knife is dead? How? It's passed on! This knife is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to your hand it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-KNIFE! But...I am its maker. So did it die to meet me? What happens to me now? Do I become an ex-maker?
Simple. You are forcibly ejected into the Astral Plane where it can meet you, then you are forcibly returned to the Material Plane where the knife will be reincarnated as...I dunno, a bee or something? |
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:56 am
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KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo *The stabby object becomes dead, as everything that touches someone who dies twice at the same time becomes infected with a serious case of "Death"* So the knife is dead? How? It's passed on! This knife is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to your hand it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-KNIFE! But...I am its maker. So did it die to meet me? What happens to me now? Do I become an ex-maker? Simple. You are forcibly ejected into the Astral Plane where it can meet you, then you are forcibly returned to the Material Plane where the knife will be reincarnated as...I dunno, a bee or something?
Am I a god now? |
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:58 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:53 am
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Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo *The stabby object becomes dead, as everything that touches someone who dies twice at the same time becomes infected with a serious case of "Death"* So the knife is dead? How? It's passed on! This knife is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to your hand it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-KNIFE! But...I am its maker. So did it die to meet me? What happens to me now? Do I become an ex-maker? Simple. You are forcibly ejected into the Astral Plane where it can meet you, then you are forcibly returned to the Material Plane where the knife will be reincarnated as...I dunno, a bee or something? The hell did I just experience? *a bee flies around with a retractable knife as a stinger* Am I a god now?
It is very probable.
Just to be sure, try making something else and attacking my dead corpse with it. |
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:30 am
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KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo It's passed on! This knife is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to your hand it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-KNIFE! But...I am its maker. So did it die to meet me? What happens to me now? Do I become an ex-maker? Simple. You are forcibly ejected into the Astral Plane where it can meet you, then you are forcibly returned to the Material Plane where the knife will be reincarnated as...I dunno, a bee or something? The hell did I just experience? *a bee flies around with a retractable knife as a stinger* Am I a god now? It is very probable. Just to be sure, try making something else and attacking my dead corpse with it. |
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:35 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:36 pm
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Dalcain xXx_evalina_xXx well...its not exactly sexual harassment if u like it then its just sexual contact between two people 3nodding And if said two people are female, it is lesbian action. XD
shhhh dont let the other femals hear about that |
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:11 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:14 am
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xXx_evalina_xXx Dalcain xXx_evalina_xXx well...its not exactly sexual harassment if u like it then its just sexual contact between two people 3nodding And if said two people are female, it is lesbian action. XD shhhh dont let the other femals hear about that |
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:17 am
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Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo It's passed on! This knife is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to your hand it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-KNIFE! But...I am its maker. So did it die to meet me? What happens to me now? Do I become an ex-maker? Simple. You are forcibly ejected into the Astral Plane where it can meet you, then you are forcibly returned to the Material Plane where the knife will be reincarnated as...I dunno, a bee or something? The hell did I just experience? *a bee flies around with a retractable knife as a stinger* Am I a god now? It is very probable. Just to be sure, try making something else and attacking my dead corpse with it. *makes a spiked hammer* VIKING POWERS GO!!! *smashes/impales dead corpse*
*A few short moments later, a puppy with a spiked hammer for a tail appears and the original spiked hammer disappears*
...I really hope it isn't an excitable puppy. |
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:33 pm
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KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Simple. You are forcibly ejected into the Astral Plane where it can meet you, then you are forcibly returned to the Material Plane where the knife will be reincarnated as...I dunno, a bee or something? The hell did I just experience? *a bee flies around with a retractable knife as a stinger* Am I a god now? It is very probable. Just to be sure, try making something else and attacking my dead corpse with it. *makes a spiked hammer* VIKING POWERS GO!!! *smashes/impales dead corpse* *A few short moments later, a puppy with a spiked hammer for a tail appears and the original spiked hammer disappears* ...I really hope it isn't an excitable puppy. |
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:07 pm
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Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Dalcain KeJoRo Simple. You are forcibly ejected into the Astral Plane where it can meet you, then you are forcibly returned to the Material Plane where the knife will be reincarnated as...I dunno, a bee or something? The hell did I just experience? *a bee flies around with a retractable knife as a stinger* Am I a god now? It is very probable. Just to be sure, try making something else and attacking my dead corpse with it. *makes a spiked hammer* VIKING POWERS GO!!! *smashes/impales dead corpse* *A few short moments later, a puppy with a spiked hammer for a tail appears and the original spiked hammer disappears* ...I really hope it isn't an excitable puppy. Hmm... *throws a doggy treat*
*Puppy smashes the crap out of anything and everything near by* |
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