Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Sabaism]

Because he won't GO TO SLEEP!  

[Unit Blue]

Because I wonder why she wants me to sleep? confused
And what does she do while I'm sleeping?! stare
And because she brought up my mutual thread!!! xp  

[Sabaism]

Unit, you don't want to know what I do while you're sleeping. rofl rofl rofl
I divorced you.... um... cos I felt like it?  

[Unit Blue]

I divorced her... because... well... we never legally got married... eek eek eek WAIT A SECOND!!! WHY DID I ONLY REALIZE NOW THAT I DIVORCED ALL THER OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE I NEVER LEGALLY GOT MARRIED!! eek eek eek Logic comes to you when your on the state of tiredom...

Bottom line: I divorced her because we didn't legally get married  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because he spilt my popcorn in the bump battlefield crying  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

She didn't believe my saber-toothed chinchilla apocalypse theory. sad Soon they'll be out to get you all!!!!  

[Unit Blue]

Because he took all my hard work in getting a spot in the last post corner crying  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

Lieutenant Blue here lacks discipline- which we need, or else... THE SABER-TOOTHED CHINCHILLA STORM IS NEARLY UPON US!  

[Unit Blue]

Commander Zooboomafu lacks... mental control by shouting that the strom is nearly upon us... because if a single Chinchilla hears that it will WARN THE OTHERS THAT WE ARE GETTING PREPARED!  

[eisfjldfkjsdfdl]

BECAUSE HE GOT ME HOOKED ON TEH CANCER STICKS!

 

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

I don't even know you! Maybe... maybe he's a spy... *suspicious* I must go into ninja mode ninja  

[eisfjldfkjsdfdl]

crying I never got to see his face.
He always hid behind those green glasses and a ski mask (I think..?)

EDIT: oh, sorry, ninja mask. Not the same thing!

 

[Unit Blue]

Because I think he has something to do that related to a mule...  

[PhycoSand2]

because he didnt under stand my love for the crow !*)_(*  

[Unit Blue]

Because she mistaken me for Sandmans Bride