Corrupt a wish!

[Nyssa Traken]

Wish granted. However your room now needs a deep cleaning.

I wish I had more cleaning jobs.  

[Friend of a vampire]

granted but you don't get paid a cent

I wish it wasn't a snow day for busses and not school, I'm stuck here...  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but now you have to go to school year round without holiday breaks and what not.


I wish the ice on my sidewalk would melt.  

[Zel Vena]

Granted, but now you could cook an egg on that sidewalk.

I wish I had an energy drink.  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but it's not the flavour you like


I wish I had just a little bit more gold and my avi would be complete!  

[calibur-death]

granted, but you get hacked.

i wish i had a pack of salted, hunny roasted peanuts...  

[TheElvanGod]

granted, but there was a tad bit too much salt and you suffer a heart attack

i wish there was world peace  

[Nero-Sama]

Granted, but turns out the Anti-Christ is the cause of this "world peace" , and so IT begins...

I wish for the ability to fight like a Ninja.  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but you find out that every body dislikes ninjas in the end.


I wish the movie my husband is watching would end...it's so boring and slow!  

[Kyo the III]

Granted...you TV explodes catching your house on fire and making you homeless.

I wish your house didn't burn down blaugh  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted, but it ends up being the house next door to you that burns down.


I wish I had more watermelon flavoured gum  

[Nyssa Traken]

Wish granted but it has seeds.

I wish it was spring.  

[Kyo the III]

Granted but it rained all spring causing major floods
I wish i was the inverter of Facebook  

[Shadows-shine]

Granted but the website isn't successful.


I wish I could purchase my chinchilla a new cage because she needs one.  

[Kyo the III]

Granted but the cage eats the Chinchilla.
I wish i was as free as a bird