Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Listen here, you little b***h!" Henry continued to growl. "Do you have any ******** clue who I am? I can turn your world upside ******** down with a simple phone call! Now direct me to your damn sup--... Hello? Hello?" Now, all he was getting was a dialing tone.

"SON A b***h!"

Suddenly, Jack's phone began to ring...  

[Zahzi]

Jack just gave a sigh, answering.
"Do you want hardwood or glass...?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Hardwood. Glass risks being shattered and cutting someone." Henry growled.

"They hung up on me! The b***h hung up on me!"  

[Zahzi]

"Well....You HAVE harassed them before..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm just asking for a simple door!"  

[Zahzi]

"And threatened when they asked what happened to the LAST one....."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"It's not their damn job to ask!"  

[Zahzi]

"Know how many you've gone through so far..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Too many in total, but about a dozen this month."  

[Zahzi]

"Eighty. You've gone through EIGHTY DOORS!!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And why are you so cranky about it? Kicked down doors means you get to hurt someone."  

[Zahzi]

 

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Metal looks tacky though." Henry whined.

"I want hardwood!"  

[Zahzi]

"I'm paying out of my own pocket. You're getting metal." Jack replied, ending the call.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Jack's phone began to ring again...