aNsWeR tHe QuEsTiOn WrOnG gAmE!!!

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

eat a unicorn!

why do yearbooks exist???  

[Conker4253]

So you can get a job

Why can't I make up my mind  

[kouhaijpg]

Because you don't have one. .-.

Why aren't you wearing pants?  

[xDangoCakezx]

They were sacrificed to the Rabid unicorns... 3nodding

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? burning_eyes  

[poopie702]

As many as the amount of souls the creepy doll in the grocery store had in her sunflower.

Why do my robots have water beds?  

[Gurotsuki]

Because a street cat eats it.

What is a street cat?  

[Conker4253]

Something that eats your you panties

What does E= to?  

[Alcoholic Candy]

Evil, rabid whales

When is a dog not like a dog?  

[Pinki Is Awesome]

When its pooping
Why is the sky blue?  

[-CaRcInOgEnIc-mAr-]

Because it's a giant pool of unicorn blood.
Do fish drink water?  

[Sumirae Blackfall]

i have a kitty
why do i like you ?  

[Charming Life]

Cuz you wanna eat me.

What is better pancakes or waffles?  

[Iora Rua]

Poptarts.

What does Sagwa mean in Chinese?  

[Sumirae Blackfall]

i iz s**t blaugh
why iz u s**t  

[Gurotsuki]

Because you've lost.

What is an internet meme?