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cursedandwandering rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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 Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:10 pm
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VerityHattress rolled 1 10-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-10)
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:56 pm
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~Twilight...Angel~ rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:59 pm
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Chrystali rolled 1 10-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:01 pm
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Aric Val rolled 1 10-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:02 pm
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Ruriska rolled 1 10-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:51 am
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Maxx D rolled 1 10-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:27 pm
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Jun D rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:28 pm
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F. To hell with this, you’re checking a locker. He didn’t say he wasn’t putting any in the lockers.
"Oh, come on," Diamond sputters, shaking out her wings and shimmying mid-air as she trooped to the next room, "this is getting ridiculous...and not to mention...copyright-infringy."
She wasn't about to tuck her wings back now - the tile didn't look like anything she wanted to step on.
"I guess if PH0NY'S hasn't gotten a cease-and-desist yet, this should be okay..."
She stared dubiously at Jump Scare, then at the fursuits. Other than the fact that these were the creepiest things she'd seen since...since the Birthday Crew, she'd had enough of animal encounters for a bit. It was probably a terrible idea but - oh, what the hell, the lockers it was. She wasn't sure she really wanted to find any eggs in this room, anyway...
Eggs: 1
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Astraea Pandora rolled 1 10-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:24 pm
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FrostyPeaches rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:24 pm
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Choice Three Results!
If you chose A... You reach into the head of the matted bear costume. There’s something horribly squishy in there, and immediately you are grossed out. If you rolled an even number you are too sickened to continue. If you rolled an odd number you are foolish enough to smell the horrible goo on your hand and realize it’s just pudding. You quickly realize that if there’s pudding in the head of the suit, the odds are good that Jump Scare made this room far more disgusting than it originally was- but you also realize that nothing in here can actually hurt you. Emboldened by this, you search the rest of the suit and find an egg in one of the paws! Hooray for you! But seriously, think harder about that whole risk management thing. You find one egg.
If you chose B... The rabbit’s head stares at you eerily, but something thumps as you lift it from its peg. You turn it upside down, and an egg falls out! Sweet! That was so much less difficult and awful than you thought it would be!
If you chose C... You choose the chicken and search it thoroughly. You find a note taped inside the torso: “Look down.” Odd. You look down to see a line of liquid spots, as if somebody was carrying a leaking garbage bag. It seems to trail off around the lockers. You follow it to one of the lockers, which you pry open. There’s another note inside. “Look up.” You look at the top of the locker to find a key, which doesn’t look like a locker key- it looks too big, like it’s a door key or something. You tear off to search the warehouse room for a locked door and finally find one, which leads to a small storage closet. There’s another note on the back wall. “Made you look. ;^)” Then there’s a winky face. There’s actually a winky face. You’re annoyed and you find no eggs. That was so much more difficult and awful than you thought it would be!
If you chose D... The fox suit is lumpy and bumpy and looks as though it’s been stuffed full of random garbage, probably to hide an egg in some mixture of awful items. You reach in and pull out a box, some miniature weathercocks, a pair of socks, some spoiled lox, a smelly pair of Crocs, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, a plastic ox, two little clocks that make tiny tick tocks, some rusty shocks, three long wheat stalks, a guide to Scenic Walks, a map of the docks, feathers from some hawks, a bunch of padlocks, an old Magnavox, court papers for a day in the stocks, and a handful of rocks. You don’t find any eggs, though.
If you chose E... The pony costume is easily the creepiest of all. Its dead eyes stare at you as you approach. It’s leaning up against a wall and as you touch it to find the zipper, the slightly sticky pile of fabric jumps to life! It’s not a suit at all, but an animatronic! That does not make you feel better. It starts moving around in a pattern something like this… It’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen. If you rolled an odd number, you are paralyzed with fright. But if you rolled an even number, you notice that something thunks to the ground. An egg rolls out of the pony’s stringy mane as it flails wildly. You duck its wildly swinging hooves to grab it, giving you one egg. Nimble of you!
If you chose F... You open a locker and a wave of stench comes rolling over you. You gag as your eyes burn and your stomach heaves. It’s worse than you thought- a mix of sweaty jock straps and Axe body spray. The inside of the locker is pasted with Sports Illustrated swimsuit pictures and cut-outs from car adverts. A litter of mediocre assignments litters the floor of the locker, and what appears to be a hamburger is growing a small civilization of single-celled organisms. What cruel angel brought this, a high school freshman boy’s locker, into this warehouse? What twisted fate brought you to open it? You regret everything. Nothing is good anymore. If you rolled an even number, you are too dejected to find any eggs today. But if you rolled an odd number, you feel oddly nostalgic- you remember being in high school, after all, and you survived somehow. Besides, there's a flash of pastel in the back of the locker that doesn't look like anything that would normally be in here. Holding your breath as you brush past the moldy hamburger, you bravely retrieve an egg.
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Scaramouche Fandango Crew
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Scaramouche Fandango Crew
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:30 pm
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After what seems like an eternity in this nightmare, Jump Scare herds you towards a big set of double doors. A bloody handprint is smeared on one of them, and for a moment you consider bolting- until they swing open as if by magic (or, more realistically, pressure sensors or light sensors like every other automatic door in existence). You blink as the light hits you, as well as the scent of… warm sugar and chocolate? The sounds of bright birdcalls? The room in front of you looks like a lovely meadow. Bright golden light streams down from several crystal skylights, and you swear you can almost feel a breeze. But as you pass the flowers, you realize they don’t smell like flowers- they smell like… like candy! Jump Scare smiles and nods, and you briefly wonder where he got the top hat. “Isn't this nice? A little bland compared to the last room, maybe- a veritable pablum of "happiness" and "nice things," but it's got charms of its own. Try some of the grass! It's delicious!” he chirps as you stare at him. From somewhere in the back, you can hear one of the humans muttering “but I’m not a horse.” Jump Scare glares at the direction of the voice but otherwise ignores it and continues. “Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that's called "cannibalism" and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. The boring ones without senses of humor. Why don’t you have a little snack as you search for eggs? Go on, it’s perfectly safe! Honest!”
Against your better judgment, you trust him and carefully bite a blade of grass. It’s delicious! Juicy and sweet and crisp and sugary. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. Maybe the rest of the egg hunt will be this pleasant! Maybe you’ve gotten through all the bad stuff and this is your reward! This couldn't possibly go wrong! You skip and frolic as you devour the room with your eyes. There’s so many beautiful things here to discover! Where will you search?
A. In a patch of bright yellow buttercups
B. Right next to some delicious-looking daisies
C. The outskirts of veritable forest of lollipops
D. In a bird’s nest made out of chocolate-covered crunchy noodles
E. Near the pond full of molasses
F. Under a tree with gummy bear berries
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:44 pm
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Negative and Haute Couture spent two rooms debating whether or not to open the egg that Haute found in the first room. It was a pretty quiet line of discourse, with most of the communication taking the form of pantomime and incredibly expressive looks. Eventually Haute won out, and returned the egg safely to his basket, just in time to not have any time to search any of the exceedingly creepy suits, lockers, or uncanny animatronics. Father and son tried very hard, but, surveying the results of this room's searches, couldn't even muster a half-hearted 'dang' over missing the "fun".
It was harder yet for either sawtoothed horse-alike to worry about lost time, anyways, when the doors to the next room were opened - it was clear that it would be made up for in spades immediately. With nary a thought for sanitation, Negative delightedly left his son searching the lollipop woods (C) to shove his face right into the dang molasses pond. Just, right in there. The whole thing.
look at me,
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Ruriska rolled 1 10-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:44 pm
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