1001 uses for a towel

[Lullabee]

254. As a burial shroud for the poor crab... crying
255. As a tablecloth and curtains and a throw rug and carpet and upholstery for home decorating that might not be fashionable, but is easily reused for just about ANYTHING. Plus, what could be better to brighten up your day?
(Trillian never gets called what?)  

[wingnut the improbable]

Gyakuten no Megami

254. As a burial shroud for the poor crab... crying
255. As a tablecloth and curtains and a throw rug and carpet and upholstery for home decorating that might not be fashionable, but is easily reused for just about ANYTHING. Plus, what could be better to brighten up your day?
(Trillian never gets called what?)

Trillian never gets called Trillian in the new movie. Arthur always calls her Tricia.  

[Jupiter-X]

256. to use as a froody place mat when you're eating chips in the cafeteria during play practice.
257. to use as a makeshift cape when you forgot yours in your locker during lay practice.  

[mcm]

wingnut the improbable

Trillian never gets called Trillian in the new movie. Arthur always calls her Tricia.

zaphod calls her it a few times. maybe if they make another arthur will have gotten used to it. remember, he was used to her earth name.  

[Lupe_Oceana]

247. To use as part of a nonsensical Halloween costume.
(my costume thus far includes: Blue hair, vampire fangs, a towel, .hack-esque face markings, and a shirt reading Fireworks or Die. And a satchel if I can find one in time. I don't know what I am, except maybe a HGG-obcessed demon/vampire.)  

[fourtysecondscarf]

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[wingnut the improbable]

darkmariel

and now for the compiled list of all the things that have come so far. mrgreen

{(Not quoting the whole list)}

THE END!!!


mrgreen there it is!!!!!!(i was very bored)

That is awesome. It should go on the first post... but I doubt the person who started this thread is still active. Thank you so much, darkmariel!  

[Lupe_Oceana]

228 (I guess, the numbers seem screwed up): To wipe up drool caused by hours of gaping at Darkmarie's awesome list of, uh, listyness.


....wowwwww......  

[fourtysecondscarf]

thank you! 4laugh
i had to mess up the numbers a bit because alot of people put repeats.i dunno... sweatdrop my friend is going to be forcefully torn out of his bad mood when he sees this. he always has his towl. mrgreen  

[fourtysecondscarf]

i cant remember if this is on the list but...

229: as a makeshift shelter or tent mrgreen  

[Paquito Diaz]

230:To hang ones self. gonk  

[Jupiter-X]

231: to slap people about the face when they're about to hang themselves.  

[Cracovin]

232: To hang ones worst enemy.  

[Shazbot_the_Pirate]

Was having two gophers bite either end of a towel, thus creating the all-powerful Gopherchuckas, mentioned anywhere? If not, that will be 233.