Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[~leng.mui~]

sasa_powa_4eva

Wish granted. You got a pair of broken fairy wings and no feet. Therefore, you become a handicap angel...

I wish I save the world from all the devil.

You die in hell...but there is no one left here..because you killed all the devils  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ miss something...  

[~leng.mui~]

wish that i could have a can of poisoned lemonade  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

wish granted and you died because you drink it by mistake.

I wish I could live young forever.  

[~leng.mui~]

sasa_powa_4eva

wish granted and you died because you drink it by mistake.

I wish I could live young forever.

sorry, but i have to grant this wish.... Sasa stay's young..all her friends grow old and die(no offense to friends)
sasa sitll is living...getting very bored and alone  

[~leng.mui~]

i wish to go to the pharmacy and buy moreprescribed cream...lol..but i have not ransportation sad  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Wish granted. leng mui buys her cream with all her money and die of hunger.

I wish I could always have what I want.  

[yalie5]

granted but when you get everything you wanted you wanted so much stuff at once that you get crushed under it all. i wish for snow.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Wish granted. You dissapear and appear in Alaska where there's a lot of snow... and bears ready to eat you!

I wish I could see Chad Michael Murray once!  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but just before he comes into view some kid sprays water on your face and when you wipe the water away Chad's gone.
I wish someone new would come to the guild so I can use the banner I made.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! However, as you display your banner proudly, the new member mocks your banner-making skillz saying, "I spit on your welcome banner!!"

I wish I could beat stephen hawking in an IQ test.  

[Haromi]

Granted! ...But then Hawking summons up a temporal distortion that wipes you from existence.

I wish Mercury (the planet) would explode.  

[Tokioka]

Mercury explodes as you wished! But then a piece of debris from the planet hits the earth and kills us all!!

I wish I owned Mr. T's helluva fast van.  

[yalie5]

granted but you get wasted in it and totally trashes into mr.t's new van and mr. t gives you quite a thrashing.

i wish that people would stop being retarded.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

Granted. Everyone becomes smarter than you, therefore, comparing to them, you are the retarded.

I wish I could kiss Raymond Lam! xd