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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:06 pm
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Kitsune Ketz Kwineight Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:16 pm
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Kitsune Ketz Kwineight Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:19 pm
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Here it is: 10 years after Yugi was proclaimed King of Games, Kaibacorp decides to hold a reunion of all of the competitors.
Yugi: So, how did life treat you Mai? Mai: Spending all of my time trying to bring down the chauvinist corporations that shove a warped and distorted ideal of feminine beauty down our daughter's throats to sell their evil produce, and teaching the young women of the next generation that their value isn't based on their appearances! *Takes a bra out of her pocket and sets fire to it* Yugi: Wow, I really thought you'd end up being a supermodel Mai: You mean the ultimate symbol of male oppression? TAKE THAT! *Slaps*. Jounouchi: *From behind a corner, he looks at Mai in her green baggy jumper and jogging bottoms* Did I really used to like her? Yugi: Hey Jounouchi! Jou: Hey runt! Yugi: And look, there's Anzu Jou: Damn, she's hot Yugi: *waves* HEY ANZU Anzu: ******** OFF *walks straight past* Yugi: Bloody hell, she changed! Mai: I heard she was never the same after she escaped the nuthouse *whispers to Jounouch* fourteen victims, all dead Bakura: OMG IT'S YOU GUYS! Hey, you guys!Hey!*Runs towards them* I haven't seen you guys in like, forever,how the heck are ya'll? O_o Hi ..Yugi? Yugi: Aaah, Bakura, bet you're off nicking all sorts eh? biggrin Bakura: Well, actually, I'm a cop 3nodding Ryou: We wanted to join the army, but SOMEONE failed the medical exam Bakura: Don't blame me! Ryou: But you misspelled our name on the form! gonk Yugi: Well, anyway, I can't believe you of all people would be a cop :O Bakura: I bet that was an arresting discovery eh? *rofls at his own joke* rofl All: stare *Malik walks past, holding Ishizu up* Malik: C'mon sister, baby steps?.baby steps Yugi: Malik? Malik: Yugi?! Not seen you in a while eh? You've.changed. Well, I'd love to stay and chat but I gotta get the sister home.. Ishizu: I CIN GIT MASLF HOOOOME THANKS VERAY MUCH scream Yugi: Whats wrong with her? ): Malik: She had too much to drink.*mumbles* again stare Ishizu: *looks up and shakes fist* I'll fight you domokun Malik: Sure you will; come on sis Yugi: Surely you aren't gonna go without catching up a bit first? neutral Ishizu: Yeah, that's the whole point! Right, cos he don't want you lot to know that after fussing all about his destiny and that, and "I wanna live my own life!" stuff, and "I wanna be free and some mega famous psycho killer or something" he ended up cleaning toilets for a living! Jou: OMG, you clean toilets? xd Ishizu: And he's had twenty three failed marriages and he never sees his kids Jou: And he cleans toilets rofl Malik: Well what do you do then little Jou? stressed Jou: I'm a teacher 3nodding All: eek Yugi: That's weirder than Bakura being a cop exclaim Mai: Or Malik being a toilet cleaner surprised *Otogi and Honda run up* Hey guys! Yugi: You guys! Otogi and Honda: Guess what? Jou: What? Otogi and Honda: We developed personalities! biggrin All: DOUBLE eek eek !! Yugi: This is just plain surreal gonk Kaiba: *Appears out of nowhere as he often does* Oh look what the cat dragged in Yugi: Phew Someone hasn't changed whee Anzu: *Runs up* Oh there you are baby Kaiba: Hey honey *plants a kiss on Anzu's cheek* Anzu made me discover the light of friendship *cheesy grin* smile Anzu: And Seto helped me realise how truly pointless our existence is *wipes away emo tear* Both: We were made for each other *Everyone else backs away* *Mokuba walks past and shouts "I HATE YOU" at Kaiba* Ishizu: Hey Seto, didn't you get me pregnant once? Malik: Who didn't get you pregnant? stare Ishizu: I don't think you?.. Malik; Alright, just stop right there! eek Yugi: Wow, is she really okay? Ishizu: LITTLE YUGI WAS ASKING ABOUT YOU YESTERDAY gonk Honda: How's little Honda? Ishizu: Top of his class 3nodding Mai: Hey Jou, where's that sister of yours? Otogi: That's what I'd like to know Mai: Judging her for her aesthetic qualities and not her soul ? typical men Jou: Didn't you guys hear? She's dead. She died five years ago. Yugi: Joey, I'm so sorry Jou: Naww, I'm kidding, I dunno where the silly b***h is Bakura: OMG, that's not funny *slaps* Jou; IS *slaps back* Kaiba: Why would you guys fight when you've been apart so long? Doesn't friendship mean anything to you? Blah blah blah... Anzu: Oh god, another one of your friendship speeches SHUT UP WITH IT, nobody wants to hear the same goddamned contrived crap over and over again!!! Yugi: This is too weird. Too much has changed. Jounouchi's a teacher. Kaiba's happy. Anzu's miserable. Ishizu's a drunken whore. Mokuba despises his brother. Honda and Otogi have personalities. Malik's a toilet-cleaning deadbeat dad. Mai's a fervent feminist. It's all too much to take in. Jou: Well what about you then? Yugi: What about me? Jou: You're not exactly as I remembered you, Yugina Yugi: It was just a little sex change! Seto: Pretty dress btw Yugi: Thanks!
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:01 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:45 pm
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Kitsune Ketz Kwineight Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:53 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:55 pm
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