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 Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:44 am
ok heres a joke that me n my friends like. im not gonna join tho.
a boy was in detention with his teaher.
his dad is the principal of the school and is in charge of the teachers job.
boy:kiss me
teacher: no
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you
the teacher kisses him
boy:take your shirt off
teacher:no
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you
she takes her shirt off
his dad is walking down the hall so the teacher puts her shirt back on in a hurry.
boy:come to dinner tonight
teacher surprised k
so its dinner time n the teacher brings her husband
they get done with dinner n the parents are talking to the grandmother n the husband
boy:come see my dinosaur collection
teacher surprised k
they walk into his room and she sits on the bed.
boy:take off your clothes
teacher:no
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you
she takes her clothes off
boy:take my clothes off and kiss me
teacher:no
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you
she does as told
boy:now have sex with me
teacher:no
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you
so they start to have sex
the husband walks in
husband:get off of my wife
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you...
the grandma walks in
grandma:john! get off of her!
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you...
the mom walks in
mom:JOHN! GET OFF OF HER NOW!
boy:i'll tell my daddy on you.... my daddy... on... you....
the dad walks in and they keep going
dad:JONATHON! GET OFF OF HER NOW!!
boy:i'll tell mommy on you
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:40 pm
Why can't a bike stand up!?
Because it's TWO TIRED!!
Get it? There's two tires but it's to TIRED to stay up stright!
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:19 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:21 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:24 pm
whats somethin jigsaw (from Saw) shouldnt say to a gay cop?
Wana play a game?
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:11 pm
none are funny-my opinion
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:48 pm
What do you call James Bond in a bath tub?
BUBBLE '07!
Now on a serious note,
Three men are in a hot air balloon. A mexican, a Chinese man, and an American. When they fly over China the Chinese man drops a penny and says, "I love my country." When they fly over Mexico the Mexican drops a penny and says, "I love my county." When they fly over America the American drops a bomb and says, "I hate my country." When the Chinese man gets home he sees a little boy crying. He says, "Why are you crying little boy?" The boy says, "I penny fell from the sky and hit my dog in the eye, now he can't see anymore." When the Mexican got home he saw a little girl crying. He asked, "Why are you crying little girl?" She said, "A penny fell from the sky and hit my cat in the head, now he's dead." When the American gets home he sees a family laughing. He asks, "Why are you guys laughing?" The daughter says, "My dad farted and the house blew up."
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:23 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:00 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:01 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:39 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:39 pm
lol biggrin biggrin mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:16 pm
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