Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. You are asleep..6 feet under.. twisted mrgreen xp

I wish for a water balloon.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! The balloon appears above your head and falls on your head, soaking your expensive clothes! o:

I wish for a jet pack powered by poo.  

[mewonthefreeway]

Granted. It appears infront of you, then you fly away and leave a stinky trail that kills the world..even you..
I wish I knew what to wish for..  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You wish for a gas mask so you can survive when I use my poo jet pack. razz

I wish for 4 arms.  

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. But then no one will come within 3 feet of you because your arms swing around too much

I wish for eternal darkness
The light burns my eyes burning_eyes  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You get given the gamecube game Eternal Darkness for xmas. Enjoy. xD

I wish my Naruto fighting game would arrive sooner!!  

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. It is now sitting in your lap. You open it, only to find that everything has been vaporized by Godzilla

I wish I had a Wii.(I fear what will happen...)  

[soumakisa]

× granted. u got a wii... but your friends come to ur house everyday to play with it and u have no private life and a peaceful time.

i wish the guy i like likes me back.

 

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. He likes you; and every other person on this planet.

I wish for a dead goldfish. twisted  

[Tokioka]

Granted! It falls into your mouth as you sleep and you accidentally swallow it. o:

I wish for a pet penguin. <3  

[mewonthefreeway]

^granted..then it gets cooked and eaten by you
I wish for a better compu.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You get given the newest most top of the range computer from Microsoft. Too bad it's so complex that you don't even know how to boot it up.

I wish for a fish sandwich. With a live fish. twisted  

[mewonthefreeway]

Granted. You get your sandwich..then the fish jump out and fly away.

I wish I knew how to make that weird program thing work.  

[me_so_fwesh]

granted!
but then when u no how it works,ur computer broke.
i wish their will be no homework in this world  

[soumakisa]

× granted. there will be no more homework ever! woohoo! ~\(^o^)/~ but the ministry of education feels that w/o homework, it is insufficient for the students' learning. Thus, you are tortured with plenty of exams & tests every school day. crying

I wish I don't have to work and yet still live a comfortable life... xd