The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Meedacci]

Fortunately, he found sunscreen to put on his sunburn.  

[iiRainbowUnicornz]

Unfortunately , the cap won't come off .  

[Meedacci]

Fortunately, he had something to stab the bottle with.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately he stabs himself instead!

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Your blood is quite pleasing.

Fortunately he has gotten his tetanus shot.

A pity there's not enough for both of us.

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the tetanus shot was given by a half trained doctor so can't be trusted.

 

[Meedacci]

Fortunately he gets another one.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the shot ends up being the wrong strength for him.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Not everything that can be counted counts

Fortunately it was just an under-dose so he is not in any danger.

Not everything that counts can be counted

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the under-dose isn't enough to do it's job properly.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I did not come to play

Fortunately he knows the number to a good doctor who can help him.

I came to win

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately I seem to be the Queen of Unfortunatelies and I scramble the call so it's a wrong number.

 

[-Anon Darkness-]

Fortunately, there was a good doctor nearby anyway.  

[The Battle Fares]

Unfortunately, he had no medical insurance.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I did not come to play

Fortunately that means nothing to the good doctor who epitomizes the hippocratic oath and will selflessly help our protagonist without reimbursement.

I came to win