Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[373s8f5789d30]

He had too many groupies.  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

her name says it all  

[Demiking]

Because Jesus told me to... or someone who looked like him did anyways..

 

[l PHUCK]

wouldnt let me name my weiner  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because she drowned my dog in the bath tub  

[Flame2062]

everytime i do something i always feel like someone is watching me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He would use my clothes to spy on people ninja  

[Flame2062]

she would force me to wear her clothes TO spy on people cause we were almost twins ? o.O stare  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He didn't like it when I called him brother in bed 3nodding  

[Flame2062]

always trying to sneak in my bed when im sleeping and keeps calling me brother *gave me some dreams* eek rofl  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

even though we were married, he made me sleep in a different bed forcing me to sneak into his when I wanted some....Brother was my pet name for him  

[Flame2062]

she gave me a pet name called brother xp  

[Wiz Khaleesi]

He tried to stab me O_O  

[373s8f5789d30]

A voice inside my head told me too.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

They flew away from me crying