Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[mewonthefreeway]

granted..then everyone you love and treasure dies.

I wish I could see my house in GAIA towns  

[me_so_fwesh]

granted.
but everybody sees ur house ,they all go in it..
then ur house is full of ppl.
there to much ppl in the house , & no1 can go in there.
& 1 person wanna go there & the ur house got blast.
i wish ther will be no bad person in the world.
no hacking account , no bad words.  

[mewonthefreeway]

granted..your wish makes EVERYTHING disappear. no more bad stuff, no more good stuff

I wish summer lasted forever  

[soumakisa]

× granted. the sun gets hotter and hotter.. there's no rain.. and you experience drought! u feel thirsty, u cant even take a decent shower coz of little water resources. gonk

i wish the rain would stop for today and tomorrow...

 

[mewonthefreeway]

um...granted! It doesn't rain in Antarctica today and tomorrow..Where ever you live, its still raining..where do you live?


I wish I had a perfectly edible cake in front of me right now that I could eat and not die or have it explode.  

[soumakisa]

× granted. you have an edible cake that you can eat but cannot digest well.. you don't die but you ended up having the worst and smelliest diarrhea everyday..

i wish i can cook delicious food.

 

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. It is delicious, but poisonous, so anyone who eats it suffers the same as me.

I wish polar bears were orange.  

[me_so_fwesh]

ok, granted.
but when polar bear turns orange ,u turn orange 2.
& now everything on earth is orange,it's an orange world.  

[mewonthefreeway]

yah! I love orange
PS: U didn't wish..

I wish that I knew all the people in the guild..  

[soumakisa]

× granted~ but they dont know you and when u tell them who u are, they keep forgetting about you =/

i wish i can afford everything in the whole wide world...

 

[mewonthefreeway]

granted..but so can everyone else, so everything is bought before you can even see it.

I wish the stupid wireless internet would work perfectly  

[soumakisa]

× granted. it works perfectly... but with technology upgrading so fast, no one uses the internet and instead use some other network that you can't access...

i wish my fantasies turn real... XD hohoho~

 

[mewonthefreeway]

They do....for only 1 day..then you go back to being regular soumakisa

I wish I didn't have summer school crying gonk  

[me_so_fwesh]

granted,
but ur mom says if u don't have summer .u have 2 have others schools or classes..
poor u .
u have a full summer to do the thing that u don't wanna do


i wish there's no more school in the world , the summer will never end  

[t0shi0]

Granted.
The crops die from drought and we all starve.

I wish I have a cup of ice cap right now.