Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. It appears right over your computer..then *splat* it melts and fries your compy.

I wish my White House puzzle was done  

[soumakisa]

× granted. it's done.... but the wrong way... you get a zero for it... doh!

i wish someone can give me a proper full body massage that is comfy and does not hurt!

 

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. they rub you till you are so relaxed you fall asleep. They then ship you to Antarctica so you can slowly freeze to death

I wish I had a nicer summer school teacher gonk  

[soumakisa]

× granted. u got a nicer teacher. she is not fierce but she gives you lots of summer homework.

i wish my bf would treat me the way i want him to, whenever, forever. domokun

 

[me_so_fwesh]

ok. granted~
but then u & him start 2 do bad thing (u no it's not true)

i wish when we r born , & then some 1 'll tell me wat is my business, &who's my crush..& ect  

[lollerskater123321]

granted but you are to young to understand everything, only bits and pieces and by the time you need to use this information you only remember the stupid things you're gonna do and screw up your life.

I wish I had a husky that wouldn't kill me or anyone I knew.  

[me_so_fwesh]

granted
OH god..
& then u killed every1 in the whole world

i wish i know every1 in the world  

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. Then your brain explodes from trying to remember everyone's name and personal info eek

I wish I had more money crying  

[lollerskater123321]

Granted but when the money "magically" appears from the sky it turns out that a thief had stolen it and dropped it down a bridge and your blamed for the crime. Therfore you die! smile

I wish I had.... some fresh cheese.  

[mewonthefreeway]

granted. It is fresh. cept it gets puked on you by some little lactose intolerent kid. Happy cheese comes from happy cows; happy cows come from CA rofl
I wish I wasn't sick anymore. gonk  

[me_so_fwesh]

sure, granted.
but then u naver sick & never die ,so all the ppls on earth died. except u.
so u r along forever..

i wish i have more gold.  

[mewonthefreeway]

granted..too bad its all fake gonk

I wish my arm stopped hurting crying  

[me_so_fwesh]

granted...
but then ur feet start hurting. gonk


i hope nothing will bother me  

[mewonthefreeway]

granted....because you're the last person on Earth, of course no one will bother you

I wish I could beat LoZ:TP  

[me_so_fwesh]

^ granted..
huh?
oh...ok u mean u beat every1 in the world,then u r the last person on earth blaugh

i wish every1 on earth is perfect