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 Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:11 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "But you just said that you were a woman, Meta_Fish. So make love to me." She says. CHECK MATE "I was lying. You're much to beautiful and lovely to be seen with one such as me," he says. "You're lying." She says. >___> "No, I said I was lying. I'm not lying now. Besides, my p***s is so small and insignificant that it's actually an innie," he says. "Well that's good because my v****a is so engorged that it sticks out ten inches, so I can put it in your p***s." She says. "That's actually just a tumor. You should get that checked out. Also, I am completely repulsed by the idea of any sort of sex, so I will die a virgin," he says. "But... I thought last night was special... I mean, you definitely rocked my world with that huge MONSTER p***s of yours, and I'm not lying. biggrin " She says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:13 pm
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "You're lying." She says. >___> "No, I said I was lying. I'm not lying now. Besides, my p***s is so small and insignificant that it's actually an innie," he says. "Well that's good because my v****a is so engorged that it sticks out ten inches, so I can put it in your p***s." She says. "That's actually just a tumor. You should get that checked out. Also, I am completely repulsed by the idea of any sort of sex, so I will die a virgin," he says. "But... I thought last night was special... I mean, you definitely rocked my world with that huge MONSTER p***s of yours, and I'm not lying. biggrin " She says. FISH IS A DUMB CHEATER.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:16 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "You're lying." She says. >___> "No, I said I was lying. I'm not lying now. Besides, my p***s is so small and insignificant that it's actually an innie," he says. "Well that's good because my v****a is so engorged that it sticks out ten inches, so I can put it in your p***s." She says. "That's actually just a tumor. You should get that checked out. Also, I am completely repulsed by the idea of any sort of sex, so I will die a virgin," he says. "But... I thought last night was special... I mean, you definitely rocked my world with that huge MONSTER p***s of yours, and I'm not lying. biggrin " She says. You win. YESSSSSSSSSS
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:19 pm
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "Well that's good because my v****a is so engorged that it sticks out ten inches, so I can put it in your p***s." She says. "That's actually just a tumor. You should get that checked out. Also, I am completely repulsed by the idea of any sort of sex, so I will die a virgin," he says. "But... I thought last night was special... I mean, you definitely rocked my world with that huge MONSTER p***s of yours, and I'm not lying. biggrin " She says. You win. YESSSSSSSSSS Oh, ******** you. Cheating with your stupid "editing powers". *grumble* D<
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:20 pm
You may have won, but you're not through yet!
Hey everybody! Watch out for those flying noodles,
'Cos if you don't do well here, all you get to eat are noodles.
Here we go.
*Lesson 1*
Extra, extra, read all about it,
I'm back for more because my store's a bore,
I travel shore to shore, door to door,
Looking around for the perfect store.]
Cut the lettuce (THROW) toast the buns!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:25 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "Well that's good because my v****a is so engorged that it sticks out ten inches, so I can put it in your p***s." She says. "That's actually just a tumor. You should get that checked out. Also, I am completely repulsed by the idea of any sort of sex, so I will die a virgin," he says. "But... I thought last night was special... I mean, you definitely rocked my world with that huge MONSTER p***s of yours, and I'm not lying. biggrin " She says. You win. YESSSSSSSSSS Oh, ******** you. Cheating with your stupid "editing powers". *grumble* D< "Oh, I'd like to ******** you." She says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:27 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:27 pm
FISH YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
"Cut the lettuce (THROW) toast the buns!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:28 pm
French the fries (THROW) cook the burgers!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:29 pm
TtheHero French the fries (THROW) cook the burgers!
(Man I love that game!) whee
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:30 pm
Serve the patties (THROW) heat the grill!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:30 pm
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "But... I thought last night was special... I mean, you definitely rocked my world with that huge MONSTER p***s of yours, and I'm not lying. biggrin " She says. You win. YESSSSSSSSSS Oh, ******** you. Cheating with your stupid "editing powers". *grumble* D< "Oh, I'd like to ******** you." She says. "You're taking words out of my mouth," she really says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:31 pm
TtheHero Serve the patties (THROW) heat the grill!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:32 pm
*Lesson 2*
Come on kick punch, do as you please,
The chop chop master come to your knee,
Romantic, dramatic, but never panic,
Original sensei write rhymes in the attic!
Hug kiss, love and chop, (HAI), hold hands and kick!
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