Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

((Aw, but why..?
OH! You gotta see what I did the Shady Acres home page!! XD ))

Alex didn't seem to hear him over his cries..

"Oh god.. This can't be happening!"  

[Zahzi]

"Well, I have a solution..." The Gray Baron said, raising his cane and spinning it around.

((I KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR MIND!!

...

It's hypnotic...))  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

((Oh if you had any idea what goes on in my head you'd be running away screaming, boy!!!

I know right!? xd WTH drove me insane today with the ******** in my signature and when someone posted those other too as well... I just had to steal them and put them to use!!))

"Noooo... Bad pirate!" Demi said, pointing at The Gray Baron. "You already cause him enough distress as it is with your presence! We don't need to give him a concussion!"

And as quickly as he water works started, Alex had suddenly stopped crying. "Well, despite my undying hatred towards pirates, especially the Barons, can I at least trust you to let anything happen to Demi either too..?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

"...Seriously! Why do you act like I'm 3 years old?!"  

[Zahzi]

((And YOU don't know what goes on in my head~))

"I can assure you of that." The Gray Baron said, nodding to Alex.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

((Oh but my mind is so dirty even you could become corrupted by it...))

"Well I suppose I sleep easier knowing she's in safe.. pirating hands.."

Demi just glared at him, her eye violently twitching..

"...What? You're the one who ran away from home without so much as saying goodbye!"

"BECAUSE YOU LOCKED ME UP IN MY ROOM!!"

"Well maybe I didn't want you going off to war and running into psychos like him!!" Alex barked, pointing at The Gray Baron.  

[Zahzi]

"Now how am I automatically psychotic..?"

((Try me. pirate ))  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

((Oh if only I could show you some of things I read...
Oh well.
TO GOOGLE IMAGES!))

"The last ship you sent me was covered in cryptic messages all for me!!"

"......You annoy Kogg and laugh at his suffering..."  

[Zahzi]

"What kind of cryptic messages...And Kogg deserves it for his clammy attitude!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"All it said was 'The cake is a lie..' I think your men may have gone insane."

"..............Did you ever stop to think maybe he's upset about Dante showing him who's boss?"  

[Zahzi]

"Ah yes...The cake...Apparently that ship was in the middle of a party and the cake never arrived..." The Gray Baron said before looking at Demi.

"But he's acted like that even BEFORE he got his a** kicked."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I think it was celebrating going a week into space without being attacked by you guys.. How ironic.." Alex said, his eye twitching again.

"How about you running away throwing Dante in our hands? Or as he put it, 'Fed him to the lions.'"  

[Zahzi]

"...What? I'm not aloud to have fun??"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"..."
"..."
Neither of the Charmeine's had an answer.

"Sooooooo... Gray. What's it going to take for you to stop attacking my ships..? I can give back whatever I took from that fella you're doing this.. favor for."  

[Zahzi]

"Unfortunately my friend seems to had disappeared on me...So no dice..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Who's your friend..?"

"......Don't tell me..." Demi said, looking up at The Gray Baron. "...Gil Brahn..?"