Breaking Point - A TV Lover's Worst Nightmare

[Zahzi]

"Just me covering all of my bases." Alan told her, still oblivious to where she was.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Will you stop avoiding the answers, and just tell me what the Hell is going on!" Abagail barked, punching Alan in his back.  

[Zahzi]

Alan gave me a grunt when he was punched, landing on the ground.
"WHY did you hit me this time!? I'm not fondling you this time!!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You're avoiding and NOW ignoring me, and you won't give me any good reason why!" Abagail snapped in reply.

"This whole time you couldn't keep your hands off, but now suddenly you're uninterested. What's the deal?"  

[Zahzi]

"Not used to girls suddenly, after so long being uninviting, to be so ENCOURAGING!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"So you just completely ignore me like an a*****e instead?!"  

[Zahzi]

"If I were ignoring you, I wouldn't be ANSWERING you.."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You're only paying attention now because I'm about to beat your a**!"  

[Zahzi]

Alan was silent.
"...................If I suddenly said I was ready, would you still kick my a**....?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You're only saying that now because I'm upset!" Abagail groaned, grabbing at her face in frustration.  

[Zahzi]

"Well, is it working..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"No," Abagail sighed, sulking off to the back of Alan's room. and plopping down on his bed.  

[Zahzi]

Alan looked over at her with a dull stare, before giving a deep sigh, slowly getting up and walking over to her.
"Hey. Stop being depressed."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Go away." Abagail moaned, rolling over so she was face down in his bed. "Just leave me alone to quietly die."  

[Zahzi]

Alan gave a groan, before sitting in the bed, next to her.

"...Ya need to stop that..."