Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[The Asiantastic Ninja]

He/she/it wasn't a ninja.  

[Gellol]

why would i be married to a guy in the first place?
O.o  

[Terra Novas]

Because they aren't as cool as me! lolz xp  

[BleachedDreams]

They where too controlling and obsessed with alpacas... Although that is where all the money is now... Stupid lamas. dramallama lol  

[theshadowwolf94]

cause he found my Pr0nz collection ninja  

[Dr Reichwein]

because he/she is a wolf...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he always had dirty things on his mind  

[ravienne]

he wanted to kill me with his sword. mrgreen  

[Vahlkyrie]

Slept with the neighbor. ):

Then we realized our colors were too similar and it'd never work out. D:

 

[Pemmu]

She was a Celebrity.
But i realized that people ignore me and talk to her. ):

(IM A RANDOM PERSON but u probably already accepted if i could join x3)

 

[Elfrida]

she stole my candy... cry  

[vyebi]

He's tooo evil! emo Almost killed me with his pumpkin head.  

[Our Friend peanut]

HE ALMOST KILLED ME WIF HIS PUMPKIN HEAD! emo  

[vyebi]

So overrated with his "moo"-ing everynight  

[Prince Dante VanRelikior]

such a drama queen
and couldn't keep up with me at night
she kept falling asleep on me