I called her on the phone and she touched herself...
I've played D&D a few times.. but meh. It was interesting and there were some hilarious moments but idk. I think attempting to be an archer type was a bad idea.. and the DM gave out so much stuff it was actually ridiculous and the fact that his girlfriend played too, and so basically what she wanted got favoured too much I though. They're like my best friends but no, I couldn't keep playing.
...I laughed myself to sleep.