State Senator Sues God

[Levis Pennae]

Agh, I didn't see that gonk .  

[Theophrastus]

It's cool - you're helping by making sure people know. biggrin  

[Levis Pennae]

Well I found another one pertaining to the mystery attorney  

[Theophrastus]

Humans speaking on behalf of God. Isn't that what started, like, every problem ever?

He says the reason he's doing it is because he asked himself what Jesus would do.

Well...at the risk of sounding inflammatory, I doubt the lawyer's gonna allow himself to be crucified so that God can be found innocent.  

[reverie0312]

AnonymouZ

Fairyfly

AnonymouZ

Jesus ******** christ on a stick.... he's gonna be eaten alive!

(note it's hick nebraska... and yes, i do live here in omaha nebraska... so i know how bad "the situation" is)

Hey, Nebraska may be a hick state, but Omaha isn't a hick city. We've got a few million people, a permanent gig as the host of a college sport championship, a few low-level professional sports teams, the best goddamn zoo ever (I don't care who has more animals, our zoo can rock the Houston and San Diego zoos because our exhibits are much cooler), and a cultured, cosmopolitan downtown area.

In case you couldn't tell, I'm from Omaha, too. sweatdrop

Yeah... but you're forgetting the north side, affut AFB and little mexico, among other things that make it VERY difficult to be a cosmopolitan ANYTHING outside of those few blocks that are called downtown.

However... i can't really say nothing about the Zoo. I've only been there once. And even tho it was winter, it was kinda cool. Then again, I'm not a Zoo person so... whatever.

Oh, come on. Like other "cosmopolitan" cities don't have de facto segregation by race and income? Ever heard of New York? LA? ANY US city?

You should visit the zoo. It's the only place in NE you can visit a desert, a jungle, and an ocean in the same day.  

[boyvirgo666]

Dom is Dom

To repeat what was said elsewhere:

God doesn't have a chance. All the good lawyers are in hell.

very true. i wanna see how this plays out so bad  

[Meirelle]

Oh, please, guys. God will totally win. This is America. God is our dictator. You can't sue him for anything. rolleyes  

[Baron von Turkeypants]

Meirelle

Oh, please, guys. God will totally win. This is America. God is our dictator. You can't sue him for anything. rolleyes

You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...

eww, if this is God, then take me straight to hell.

...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.

 

[Levis Pennae]

It's CHENEY!!!! Watch out for the ducks.

"Duck, duck, SQUACK"