Give a smoker enough rope..........

[Sexxed]

is that real?  

[punkarama]

lol it comes with a jar of vasceline!  

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7158698.stm

best quote ever:
"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again, but we may need to rely on technology to save our saviour."  

[Hzza]

I think a close second should be


''I felt bad. How could someone steal a baby Jesus? Even though I am Jewish, I like the Christmas spirit.''

And yes, that picture is real, its what medical students practice giving prostate checks to. Wonder what it smells like...........  

[punkarama]

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7158698.stm

best quote ever:
"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again, but we may need to rely on technology to save our saviour."

That reminded me of the technology and society class I just took.  

[Sexxed]

Hzza

I think a close second should be


''I felt bad. How could someone steal a baby Jesus? Even though I am Jewish, I like the Christmas spirit.''

And yes, that picture is real, its what medical students practice giving prostate checks to. Wonder what it smells like...........

i almost put that one up there too.  

[Hzza]

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Hzza

I think a close second should be


''I felt bad. How could someone steal a baby Jesus? Even though I am Jewish, I like the Christmas spirit.''

And yes, that picture is real, its what medical students practice giving prostate checks to. Wonder what it smells like...........

i almost put that one up there too.

Intranet big-10's for nearly having the same idea.  

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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8TU02B00&show_article=1

"I was stunned, that somebody would say something like that. I ain't that fat, I only weigh 277," Borrelli said, adding that a waitress told him he looked like he a had a "baby in the belly."

the comments people posted are funny too but really mean
i feel bad for the fat guys
what a shitty restaurant  

[Hzza]

The police report states, "The incident was settled when the management advised that the bill was a mistake and, to appease Ricky, the meal was complimentary."

Theres a lesson here to anyone working in a resturant, if fat people complain, give them free food, fatties love a freebie....