Five finger discount. ;D

[account banner robby]

ok ill admit i steal once in a while......a long while biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin  

[Death By Proxy Server]

i remember i stole a plasma screen tv......and im not ******** around, i did steal one.(you can thank wal-mart)  

[Freddy krueger two]

im a kleptomaniac.... sweatdrop  

[lovelypurplecat]

I stole when I was like, 7 or 6. I took loads of gum - not for chewing the gum. I took it for the stickers that were within the wrapper of the gum WITH the gum. xD I used to take one piece, pretend I was looking at the wrapper (lol.), and put it back with my index finger and my thumb, while slipping another 3 inside my sleeve with my middle finger and ring finger. XD I got caught one day, when I was walking out the door. The pieces of gum slipped from my sleeve and fell. They made me pay $1.50 which I didn't have, so they called my mom, and she came and paid. I got in so much trouble - for stickers & gum. XD  

[Omit amanda]

I remember when I was 7 years old, I went to a toy aisle and saw this globe keychain. I have no idea why, but I was obsessive with it, and just HAD TO HAVE IT. I was afraid to ask my mom since she was already at the cashier, so I put it in my pocket. I was freaking out until I left, and I felt super guilty so I put the thing in my desk. Now that I think about it, it's still in my desk. biggrin  

[missery buisness]

lol thats hella funny but true