Some basic things you should know.
I am a pervert.
My power level is over 9000.
I love mudkipz.
Sparta jokes crack me up.
I play with my Wii.
I are lolipedo. Delicious flat chest is delicious. Some say I'm related to *****>, but that's yet to be proven.
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Profit!
If you didn't get the subtle references to something thar, it's your own fault.
Anyhoo, my real name is Gerry. My actual age is equal or over to 18. I am a dork. I met with Peasant and Ah! My Goddess IRL. I'm into signs a little bit too much. The more cleavage the better. Sorry boys, as much as I like the male figure, I'm not into ponos.
How did I get picked to be an MADG crew member? I'll never know.
So that's me in a nutshell. I'll see you around, if I'm not playing mah vidya games that is.